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I don't know. I dig chicks, man. I don't remember any of it. I was so fucked up. I might be gay, I don't know. Do you mind covering for me for a bit? I might go lay down in the john. Hey, buddies. Where is it hanging? Hey, Alix, what's up? You get in the club last night? I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche-face. But I made friends in the line. That's good, I guess. Hey, guys, anybody know a nice restaurant, like something where they give out free bubblegum in the bathrooms? For what? Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow. I want to take her someplace really nice. Aw, congratulations, John. GUY: You guys have been going out for four years? My longest relationship was like six months and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like, "I'm out of here, man." I was gone before she woke up.
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