I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe... (CELL PHONE RINGING) Go ahead. Whoever this is, it's not a good time. John, it's me. Can you hear me?
Ted
4.7s
You're not giving anything a chance if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.
Ted
3.1s
(SIGHS) She's making you do it, isn't she?
Ted
1.8s
LORI: All right, here we go.
Ted
11.2s
Oh, my God! Yeah, that's the way she is. She sees trouble and she wants to help out, and I guess one of these dogs clamped his jaws on her forearm and wouldn't let go until the fireman showed up and stuck his finger in his ass.
Ted
11.5s
I know what you did with Ted wasn't easy, and I just want you to know that I love you for it, and I think it's a new beginning for our relationship.
Ted
7s
So, word through the grapevine is that you're newly solo. Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to.
Ted
4.5s
Probably, yes. Uh-huh. Okay, all right. Good talk, coach, thanks. All right, buddy, go get 'em.
Ted
7s
To step up and change such a huge part of your life just to make your girlfriend happier...
Ted
5.9s
I have tickets to Norah Jones at the Hatch Shell tonight and I would love it if you would go with me.
Ted
3.2s
You're asking me out a week after I broke up with somebody?
Ted
1.4s
(ZAPPING) (LAUGHING)
Ted
1.7s
There we go.
Ted
4.8s
That, even after four years, you can still surprise me.
Ted
3s
Hey, Ellen. Yeah?
Ted
7.5s
If I had to make a guess I would say that you made up some bullshit excuse to get out of work to go to Ted's. Now, am I right?
Ted
7s
I know I'm not a talking teddy bear, but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.
Ted
4.5s
Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance.
