You're not a very polite guest, are you? Shit! Ted, hello? Ted? What's the matter? Is he okay?
Ted
1.2s
(GASPING)
Ted
1.2s
Hi, Ted.
Ted
1.7s
He'll save every one of us!
Ted
16.9s
What? Sam Jones. Flash-fucking-Gordon is here. Holy shit! What? You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones? My buddy's in town with his cousin, and who do you think is with him? Sam Jones. Sam Jones is here, and, John, (WHISPERS) his hair is parted down the middle.
Ted
7.5s
If I had to make a guess I would say that you made up some bullshit excuse to get out of work to go to Ted's. Now, am I right?
Ted
1.3s
Ted?
Ted
1.8s
Ow! Fuck! Cocksucker!
Ted
1.2s
(SCREAMS)
Ted
1.7s
Mandy? No.
Ted
1.4s
Lori, what...
Ted
1.7s
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
9.2s
You know, Lori would hate me for saying this, but she told me how you are at the office. And, as one gentleman to another, I just want to say I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.
