Fuck! Shit. Oh, man! TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere. God, is it bad?
Ted
2.1s
Hey there, fella. How are you?
Ted
3.9s
All right, I love you. I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear.
Ted
1.2s
What do you mean?
Ted
1.2s
I had no idea.
Ted
7s
NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.
Ted
2.5s
Oh, my God! Ted!
Ted
10.6s
You? You know, not bad actually. I met a girl. She's a cashier. No way, that's awesome! Yeah. Well, we should fucking double-date, or something. You, me and Lori, and what's her name? White trash name. Guess.
Ted
1.4s
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Ted
1.7s
Really? 'Cause that's not what I heard.
Ted
5s
Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.
Ted
1.6s
You know I love you.
Ted
4.9s
This song is so great. Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.
Ted
3.4s
Oh, I'm all right. I'm just getting used to things, that's all.
Ted
1.4s
JOHN: There he is. Pull over.
Ted
4.5s
Yes. But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.