I can't. John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years. He taught us right from wrong, good from evil. And that the word "acting" apparently has an extremely broad definition. Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John. Come share this with me.
Ted
10s
Teddy, come on, we're going to be late for dinner with your friends. Okay, be there in a second, baby. As you can see, my dance card is quite full. So, I'm going to have to decline. Can I just get a hug?
Ted
9.7s
It doesn't sound very mellow. Well, he only had three other batches. "Gorilla Panic," "They're Coming, They're Coming," and something called, "This is Permanent." Go on, spark it up.
Ted
5.2s
And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me? Okay, come on. Ever! I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?
Ted
4.9s
Well, that's perfect. Because I'm only going to need one. (LAUGHS)
Ted
1.8s
Someone call an ambulance!
Ted
1.2s
Oh, man!
Ted
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Ted
11.5s
I'm really glad that you came. Me, too. Yeah? Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass? That won't affect your workplace chemistry, will it? Please play nice. For you, I will. Thank you. Anything.
Ted
12.7s
Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
Ted
7.5s
What do you mean "girlfriends"? Was there a lot of them or something? No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori? Lori, you didn't mean that. No, no,no.
Ted
4.9s
Why would you? I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years. I don't deserve you.
Ted
7.8s
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ. So, no, I'm not alone. Yeah. Me, too.
