Wow, you can really move. You like that, huh? Check this shit out.
Ted
1.3s
(GUESTS CHEERING)
Ted
1.3s
(PANTING)
Ted
7.3s
Just like in the movie. Yes. Get over here right now. Fuck, I can%! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
5.4s
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Ted
2.8s
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
Ted
2s
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
1.2s
(GROANS)
Ted
7.8s
Well, here I am. You mean, we get to be best friends for real? For real. Forever and ever?
Ted
1.7s
I don't know if I can drive!
Ted
1.2s
Wait a second.
Ted
1.2s
Hey.
Ted
2.5s
I'm not going to try to get you to take me back.
Ted
1.3s
Yes!
Ted
16.4s
By the power vested in me by the New York Jets and by the united peoples of the planet Mongo, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride, Johnny.
