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All right, whatever you say. Hey Yes? Here's to four more years.
Ted
Lori's a senior VP at a big, huge PR firm. It's not that big of a deal. Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.
Ted
John and Lori were married in Cambridge by a very special Justice of the Peace.
Ted
ROBERT: No! You can't have my teddy bear!
Ted
Nobody's ever talked to me like that before. That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.
Ted
Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
Ted
Ted? Listen, I got to call you back. No, John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.
Ted
Ted! I'm alive, Johnny! Oh, my God! I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
Ted
(SIGHS) She's making you do it, isn't she?
Ted
I love you. I love you, too.
Ted
Uh-huh. And if I don't get the job, are we still going to smoke that pot?
Ted
There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.
Ted
