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Do I dare look at the clock?
Ted
You ready to bring down the house? Yes, ma'am. Thank you for the opportunity, Miss... Ma'am Jones. Thank you. Jesus, you look fantastic.
Ted
You know, Sam, there's only one way to end a perfect day. What's that? Flash jump. Right. BOTH: One, two, three! Yeah!
Ted
NARRATOR: And so John, Lori and Ted lived happily ever after.
Ted
I need to tell you something.
Ted
(JOHN ROARS) (LAUGHS) JOHN: Who lives here? I'm coming to get whoever lives here.
Ted
Those are the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall.
Ted
You get the job, we're celebrating after, okay?
Ted
And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot.
Ted
(MOUTHING) Hi. Tom Skerritt.
Ted
Come here, you bastard.
Ted
