Holy shit. Sorry. Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.
Ted
1.2s
(GRUNTING)
Ted
1.2s
(PANTING)
Ted
1.2s
Where is he?
Ted
3.7s
What is it? It's called "Mind Rape." It's actually pretty mellow.
Ted
2.1s
ALL: Go, go, go!
Ted
1.3s
Do you need a lift?
Ted
4.5s
Oh, yeah. So, I guess we both lost our furry little guy.
Ted
1.6s
Come on, James Franco.
Ted
2.2s
I know you will.
Ted
4.3s
This song always reminds me of the most important night of my life.
Ted
1.3s
(CHUCKLES)
Ted
1.7s
Yeah.
Ted
1.4s
Okay.
Ted
5.5s
Welcome home. Yeah, it's kind of funny, actually. I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.
Ted
4.2s
Well, it's not true, okay? I'm a classy broad. (LAUGHING) Yeah.
Ted
15.4s
Well, hello there. Sorry if I'm interrupting any private girl-talk about Channing Tatum's index finger. But, Lori, I need to see you in my office. Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to... Oh, this is work, I swear. (SIGHS) Great.
Ted
10.3s
You'll kick me out in five? I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out. I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick. What do I tell Thomas? Just tell him you don't feel well.