Well, here I am. You mean, we get to be best friends for real? For real. Forever and ever?
Ted
1.2s
Wait a second.
Ted
5.4s
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
2s
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
7.3s
Just like in the movie. Yes. Get over here right now. Fuck, I can%! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.
Ted
2.8s
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
Ted
1.2s
(GROANS)
Ted
1.5s
I heard you got busted.
Ted
1.8s
Come on, buddy.
Ted
1.5s
No, it doesn't.
Ted
11.8s
We are going to party like the '80s. Show us how, Flash. It's easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie. God, Johnny, I got so much energy. We better start doing stupid shit.
Ted
5.8s
I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori, I do love you more than life itself.
