So, because my grade book has... disappeared, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna count on you to reconstruct it, okay? Now, I know you all know your grades better than anybody. I have a general idea, but this is all about the honor code right now.
Lady Bird
4.9s
- [laughs] - [radio on] Hey, wait. Let's just sit with what we heard.
Lady Bird
10s
I thought it was more like B-minus, maybe even C-plus territory? No, because I did really well on the last quiz. Oh. I seem to remember you doing only slightly better. That brought my average up to a B.
Lady Bird
5s
[sighs] I wish I could live through something.
Lady Bird
1m2s
I said, "Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong." You think dead children aren't morally wrong? No. I'm just saying that if you took up close pictures of my vagina while I was on my period, it would be disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong. Excuse me? Listen. If your mother had had the abortion, we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly. [students gasps, chuckle] [students whispering indistinctly] [Marion] Suspended? How does this happen? Everything we do is for you. Everything. Do you think I like driving that car around? - No. - Do you? - No. - Do you think I like working double shifts at the psych hospital? - No. - You needed to go to the Catholic school because your brother saw somebody knifed in front of him at the public school. Is that what you want? Larry, what are you doing on the computer? - Nothing. - You think your dad and I don't know how ashamed that you are of us? Your dad knows. Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you off a block away from school every day. - Dad, I didn't mean to. - You made him feel horrible! - Horrible! You know that? - [Lady Bird] I'm sorry.
I live in Granite Bay, otherwise I'd say let's go there.
Lady Bird
3.3s
[man on radio] Her hand moved behind his head and supported it.
Lady Bird
1.2s
Wait, what was your name?
Lady Bird
6.1s
I want to welcome all of you back to the start of the new school year, all the Xavier boys and Immaculate Heart girls.
Lady Bird
15.6s
They do a fall musical and a spring play, and from what I hear, it's a real blast. What I'd really like is to be on Math Olympiad. But math isn't something you're terribly strong in. That we know of yet. [bell ringing]
Lady Bird
41.9s
Hey. I-I like your band. Uh, with Jonah Ruiz, - Lenfance New? - L’enfance Nue. Uh, well, I-I saw your Thanksgiving show. My name's Lady Bird. That's weird. You shake hands. Yeah. I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is. So I wanted to check it out. - Yeah. Jenna's hella tight. - Yeah. Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something, huh? Sure. See you at the Deuce. - [door opens] - [man] Hey. I'm not paying you to flirt. [sighs] I wasn't flirting. I wish you had been. [exhales]
Lady Bird
1.5s
Pick a star for us.
Lady Bird
29.8s
[teacher, students] Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women... Glory to you, O Lord. [teacher, students] I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys, boys and healthy vending machines, because no one wants a muffin with that many calories. Whoo!
Lady Bird
5.4s
I think he and my mom are fighting so enjoy the lunches while you can. Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to lose weight. Really?