[Lady Bird] I have to get out of Sacramento. Why? Because it's soul killing. It's the Midwest of California.
Lady Bird
8.4s
So, guess where I am. I don't know. Where? - [doorbell rings] - Ding dong. I'm outside. - What? - I'm standing outside.
Lady Bird
7.7s
Yeah. That lady in the other house was totally freaked out. That's my friend's grandma. That's her house.
Lady Bird
1.8s
Is Dad depressed?
Lady Bird
8.5s
You give me a number for how much it cost to raise me. And I'm going to get older and make a lot of money, and write you a check for what I owe you. So that I never have to speak to you again.
Lady Bird
1m2s
I said, "Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong." You think dead children aren't morally wrong? No. I'm just saying that if you took up close pictures of my vagina while I was on my period, it would be disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong. Excuse me? Listen. If your mother had had the abortion, we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly. [students gasps, chuckle] [students whispering indistinctly] [Marion] Suspended? How does this happen? Everything we do is for you. Everything. Do you think I like driving that car around? - No. - Do you? - No. - Do you think I like working double shifts at the psych hospital? - No. - You needed to go to the Catholic school because your brother saw somebody knifed in front of him at the public school. Is that what you want? Larry, what are you doing on the computer? - Nothing. - You think your dad and I don't know how ashamed that you are of us? Your dad knows. Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you off a block away from school every day. - Dad, I didn't mean to. - You made him feel horrible! - Horrible! You know that? - [Lady Bird] I'm sorry.
Lady Bird
3.6s
Well I highly doubt that you will be able to get a job good enough to do that.
Lady Bird
1.3s
Give me a number.
Lady Bird
32.3s
- Marion, you didn't have to bring that up. - No, Larry, you can't just be the nice guy. She has to know. She has to know how you feel. Otherwise, she's just gonna think she can say anything at all, and nobody ever gets hurt. Wrong side of the tracks! - I didn't mean it that way. - [Marion] Yeah. - It was a joke. - Yeah. It's just a joke Mom and Dad. They don't care. We didn't think we'd be in this house for 25 years. We thought we would've moved some place better. Whatever we give you, it's never enough. - It's never enough. - It is enough. Do you have any idea what it costs to raise you? And how much you're just throwing away every day? Give me a number. What?
Lady Bird
24.7s
So the attack on Baghdad last night, - it was absolutely unbelievable. - [phone ringing] [female reporter] That's right. Yeah, the likes of which, uh, many US... - [Lady Bird] Hello? - Hey, it's me, Jenna. Hey. Are you calling me from school? No. We got out early 'cause all the Irish girls got totally sloshed by noon. Oh, right. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Yeah. I guess they'd been stockpiling mini liquor bottles in the tampon machine, - and now they're all throwing up. - [chuckles] Everyone else got out early.
Lady Bird
1m9s
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it! - What role? - The tempest! - There is no role of the tempest! - It is the titular role! No, it's a made up thing so we all can participate! You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you? Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits, they're fake. Totally fake! She made one bad decision at 19! Two bad decisions! [female teacher] And at 15, this girl was pregnant. She decided that she was going to get an abortion. It made sense. It was the right thing to do. - She was sitting there... - Let me guess, she didn't get it. ...and something deep inside of her said, - "No." - Bingo. Anyone want to guess who this woman is? The young lady right here. - You? - No. It was not me. [girl] Um, your friend? No. The girl in the story was... my mother. [students gasps] I am that baby that she decided not to abort. That could have been me. That could have been my fate. Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean it's morally wrong. [teacher] What did you say, ma'am?
Lady Bird
16.6s
Darlene, can you excuse us? Darlene's staying. Why aren't you in Algebra 2? - I switched sections. - Why? Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough? [chuckles] I'm sorry that you're jealous. [chuckles] Jenna's a moron, you know. She's not. She's in AP Calculus. She's a moron in a deeper sense. You don't even know her.
Lady Bird
3.4s
Julie. Hey. What do you want from Julie?
Lady Bird
2.4s
- Nothing. - [teacher] Please. Share.
Lady Bird
1.3s
So this is your house?
Lady Bird
12s
I don't like hills. [teacher] Start simple with x plus three times x plus two. - Now if we use FOIL, where do we start? - [Lady Bird] Julie?