Moment ruined. How're we feeling, Mr. Shaft? - Groovy. - Great. I'm good. Sasha, can you please prescribe this man something for his inflated ego?
Shaft
1.5s
You did bring me some pussy.
Shaft
1.6s
That's his spot right there.
Shaft
2.7s
I'm sorry, I'm... I'm... I just...
Shaft
10.1s
- Can't hear you! - No, no, no, look, look, look. I don't know what he was doing there. He used to cop from me, but I ain't seen him in a while, ever since he was fucking with that Brothers Watching Brothers bullshit. Brothers Watching Brothers?
Shaft
1.4s
John Shaft.
Shaft
1s
Anyone else?
Shaft
4.4s
Yep. That motherfucker must have lost his goddamn mind.
Shaft
9.5s
Friends and family of the junkies, always looking for some other reason, when a junkie is just a junkie. Case closed. You didn't know him. He was clean.
Shaft
1s
Get him!
Shaft
1.1s
I'm good.
Shaft
1.3s
Hospital? You good?
Shaft
7s
- So they can't see us? - Oh, 100%. The only thing that they're gonna see is the feed I uploaded. We're invisible. Boy's got skills.
Shaft
45.3s
Led by cutting over 255 million dollars... OJ Simpson has been trying... ♪ You 'bout to feel the chronicles Of a bionical lyric ♪ ♪ Lyrically splitting dismissing I'm on a mission of just hitting ♪ ♪ Now it's written and kitten hitting Wit mittens ♪ ♪ I'm missing wishing man listen ♪ ♪ I glisten like sun and water While fishing. ♪ ♪ Bust the move and then swerve ♪ ♪ Serve words with nerve embedded I said it word ♪ ♪ Damn, you nerd man, you heard ♪ ♪ Coming from the town Of Illy and alleys ♪ ♪ Are full of Phillies and Rallys Suckers get silly as sally ♪ ♪ Then found in alleys, I'm rowdy, really ♪ ♪ So here we go now Holla if ya hear me though ♪ ♪ Come and feel me flow... ♪ ♪ Like a fatter bad Bladder boy ya pissing me off ♪ ♪ Before you even started ♪ ♪ So what? So long. See you. Fly by my try ♪ It's okay.
Shaft
28.7s
Where'd you get a computer? I won it in a game show called "Beat the Shit Out of a Piece-of-Shit Drug Dealer and You Get to Keep his Shit." Cute. So, I have a shift to catch at the hospital. - I'm gonna talk to you later, okay? - Okay. I'll call you. - Okay. - Or, you know what, I can text you. Because we've got text history for days, so I can... Yeah. Get the thumbs working on that. Why the hell can't you young people just talk to each other? Fuck a text. It's a phone. Call her. Or better yet, why don't you just take her to dinner, and debrief her over the meal?