New target, 800 meters. You know, it's unbelievable. You're still here... lingering like some big, steaming shit that just won't flush. Roger that. Target identified. And how about you shut the fuck up? Positive discrimination... that's what it is. It's like those fucking state school kids who get into Oxford on C grades... because their mum is a one-legged lesbian. You don't know fuck all about my grades. Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated. Fire when ready.
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Follow me, yeah?
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Only, in this case, I'm offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.
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In celebrity news, the Richmond Valentine movie premiered in Hollywood last night. The story of the internet billionaire's rise to power... is expected to be this award season's hot ticket. One notable absence from the red carpet was Iggy Azalea... still missing three days after she failed to appear at her Oakland concert. No ransom has been demanded. Eggsy, just go, please, because he's gonna...
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Yeah, but how?
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What did you do to me?
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My first mission. Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.
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Eggsy, where are you going? There's no need for champagne. We got loads in the plane.
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Michelle, turn that shit off. It's doing my nut in.
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He was right.
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Are you okay?
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Perfect.
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Yes, I am.
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26-25.
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Is this the part where you say some really bad pun?