I'm a FBI agent. That's funny. You funny, B. But for real, where you work? Like Apple Store, or a Panera? Oh, wait. You're one of them dudes who make the fancy coffees and shit, right?
Shaft
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Oh! Hey, excuse me, miss. Ten dollars.
Shaft
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Fuck that! We are going to Brothers Watching Brothers. - We? - Yeah, we. If you're gonna pursue this investigation, I'mma have to babysit your ass. You're the worst father ever. No, that would be mine.
Shaft
1.1s
I'm good.
Shaft
1.5s
Hell of a Pilates teacher.
Shaft
1.2s
Do you want a drink?
Shaft
1s
Yeah.
Shaft
4.6s
What do you guys want to drink? Let me... - Thank you. Well, I'll have a club soda. - Can I get a whiskey, please?
Shaft
4.6s
No, I'm just... I'm chilling. Yo, you a cop? No.
Shaft
5.6s
You sure? Damn right, I'm sure. I'm bored as hell up in here. All right.
Shaft
3.2s
Then I'll sit here all day. My spot.
Shaft
1.2s
Um...
Shaft
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