You shot your dog and had it stuffed? You fucking freak. No, I shot my dog... and then I brought him home and continued to care for him... for the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
11s
Come on, then, you prick. Let's see what you got. Want a bit of me? What are you doing? No, no, no! Get out of the fucking car! What are you doing? Where you going, you mug? Go on, you got no bollocks!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
4.3s
Go on, lads. It'll be two hits. Me hitting him, him hitting the floor.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.8s
Take it.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.2s
Oh!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
14.8s
Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere? So, my friends... although he is a just God, he is justly a vengeful one... and there can be no turning back... from the almighty wrath... Are you sure we're out of range?
Kingsman: The Secret Service
21.6s
Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! And yet, some still doubt... this is the work of the antichrist! You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore... or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter...
Kingsman: The Secret Service
8s
I'm a Catholic whore... currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend... who works in a military abortion clinic.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
8.6s
Floods! The blood of the innocent, spilled! And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
7.5s
And I say to you... bear witness! Watch the news. Watch the news. AIDS!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
4s
And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of that every time I take a shit!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.2s
Tell your muppets to go inside, then I'll get out.
