No. I won't. I will not. I am not going to Who-ville during Ch... Chri... Chri... Christmas! Ugh! Ugh!
The Grinch
23.1s
Ooh! I am starving. Huh? Max. What is this depressing bean? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's impossible. We can't be out of food. Wha...? Where's my personal reserve of moose juice? And goose juice? My emergency stash of Who Hash? And my secret slew of frozen Beezle-Nut stew?
The Grinch
5.2s
This is my first Christmas dinner. - What happens? - You'll see.
The Grinch
27.3s
Okay, let's go. - Morning, fellas. - Greetings. - Ready for Christmas? - Greetings. Ah, good to see you. How's work? Oh, could be better, could be worse. Oh, hi. Merry Christmas. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold the bus! - Wait. Stop. Oh, sor... - Whoa! - Coming through. - Hey! Wait! Wait! Sam! Hold the bus! Oh! Whoa! - Whew! Oh! - Sorry, Donna. That's okay, Sam.
The Grinch
14.4s
Ah, here we are. "The Legend of Santa Claus." Red suit, white beard, always in a jolly mood. Oh. That's not gonna happen. Oh, well. Let's just start by finding ourselves some reindeer.
The Grinch
24.8s
Ooh, a three-eyed sock monster! Awesome robot. Oh, how marvelous this time of year is. Welcome, Who-ville, to the annual tree-lighting ceremony. How spectacular are these ornaments? Look what I made, everybody. It's a Christmas dragon. It came to me in a dream. Oh, man.
The Grinch
14.2s
Wait a minute. - I think I got it. - What? We're gonna need the whole gang for this one. Okay. If I'm going to become Santa, then I need to get into character.
The Grinch
2.3s
Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
The Grinch
23s
All right, let's see. "Christmas Tree." "Christmas Traditions." "Christmas Pudding." How does pudding work its way into everything? Where is the Santa stuff? Look at this. Little girls and boys giggling over sugarplums. Oh. Look how they did the roof of the gingerbread house with vanilla icing. Little... family of gumdrops.
The Grinch
5.2s
Hold on! Whoo! Yeah!
The Grinch
5.7s
- Come on, Mom! - Cindy-Lou, look over there. - Wow! That's amazing! - Thank you.
The Grinch
3.1s
Whoa!
The Grinch
50.2s
So, what do we know? Waffles are delicious. Super delicious. But I meant about meeting Santa. We know no one's ever done it. Hmm... Okay. How about this? I'm going to sit in the living room with my eyes wide open like this, and if I start to drift off, I'll just open them wider! Um, I'm pretty sure you're gonna fall asleep. - And by the time you wake up... - He'll be gone. Nothing but cookie crumbs. Yeah, you're right. - I got it! - Tell me! Maple syrup. All right, maple syrup. We pour it on the roof, the reindeer get stuck, and then they can't fly away. Science! Won't the syrup just freeze? - Good point. - Also, how do we get all that syrup on the roof? Yeah, I got nothing.
The Grinch
23.6s
Now, let's get ready to flip that switch and light up the sky! Oh-ho, no. Not on my watch, you don't. See you guys soon. Gonna go find Groopert. Okay. Have fun. Bye. Say "bye." Here you go. I hope your big brother gets what he deserves. Hey, Groopert. How's business? Good. What I can't sell... I can always eat.
The Grinch
8.8s
- Hey, Bartholomew. - Hey there, Ms. Who. - Here you go. - Got it. Find a good spot for it. There it goes.
The Grinch
6.1s
I specifically bought enough food to last until January. How much emotional eating have I been doing?
The Grinch
28.3s
Yes, the Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be perhaps that his shoes were too tight. But I think the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
The Grinch
11s
Thanks for stopping. - Whew! - They still got you on the night shift, huh? - Sure do. - Oh, by the way, Cindy-Lou forgot her hockey... stick.