Duration: 38.4s

My name is Peter Parker. My name is Peni Parker. My name is Peter Porker. - I was bitten by a radioactive spider. - I was bitten by a radioactive pig. In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis. A lot. I'm from New York in the year 3145. I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot. And we're best friends. Forever. Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips... ...just to feel something, anything. I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog... ...trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic and I dance And I do this with my pants Okay! Enough!