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Oh, my God, that is so adorable. Maybe she's a dyke. Maybe I'll jam my foot up your snatch. Oh, she's super bitchy, I likes. Then what's the big deal anyway? What could be so great about gagging on some douche-bag's tongue? It's pretty fucking great. You know how you feel when you watch that video by Union J? Holy shit, you don't know? This will change your life. Don't ever say you're lonely Just lay your problems on me And I'll be waiting there for you You guys love this shit more than fanboys love Stan Lee, don't you? Who's Stan Lee? I'll carry you I'll carry you I'll carry you So you know that I'll carry you I'll carry you I'll carry you Like you've been running for hours And can't catch your breath The demons are screaming so loud in your head You're tired You're broken You're cut and you're bruised But nothing's too heavy Just hold on I'll carry you What the fuck was that? I know, right? I'm soaked. That? That is who you are, Mindy. You may not dress like us or talk like us, but when it comes to boys, we're all the same. Twilight. Channing Tatum. Union J. It's biology, bitch. Don't fight it.