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Yeah. Look... ...you seem like a really nice witch. You don't know what I've been through with you people. So, could you please get out of my life? - A little over a year ago... - Oh, my... ...in the hopes of securing a small business loan, you walked through the doors of the Steen National Bank located about six blocks from here. You then made the acquaintance of Newt Scamander, the world's foremost and, albeit only, magizoologist. You then learned of a world you had previously been wholly unaware of. You met and fell in love with a witch named Queenie Goldstein, had your brain wiped by means of Obliviation, only it didn't take. And as a result, you reunited with Ms. Goldstein who, after your refusal to marry her, mm, decided to join Gellert Grindelwald and his dark army of followers, who pose the single greatest threat to both your world and ours in four centuries. How did I do? That was good. Except for the part about Queenie going over to the dark side. I mean, yeah, she's cuckoo. But she's got a heart bigger than this whole crazy island, and she's so smart, you know? She can legitimately read your brain, you know, she's a whatchamacallit... - A Legilimens. - Yeah. Look... You see this? You see the pan? That's me, I'm the pan. I'm all dented, dime-a-dozen. I'm just a schmo. I don't know what kind of crazy ideas you have in your head there, lady, but I'm sure as hell you could do a lot better than me. Goodbye. I don't think we can, Mr. Kowalski. You could have ducked under the counter, but you didn't. You could have looked the other way, but you didn't. In fact, you were willing to put yourself in danger to save a perfect stranger. Seems to me you're just the kind of average Joe the world needs right now. You just don't know it yet. That's why I had to show you.