Duration: 1m47s

Fuck! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What happened? Why are they going? What did you do? What? I told them the truth. I told them that I'm getting married next week, and you're not well because your wife just died. What are you, fucking vagina repellent? Those cougars wanted to party! - They wanted to party? - Yes! Do you hear yourself? Grandpa, are you kidding me right now? Grandma... I'm trying to listen to myself. Grandma's funeral was yesterday! Now you wanna hit on college girls? You're jerking off to porn? - What's wrong with you? - Jason, I want to fuck! Oh, my God... For the first time in 40 years I'm single and I want to fuck. I want to fuck until my dick falls off. I want to fuck a horse and I wanna drink its blood! I'm gonna throw up. I was faithful to your grandmother every day for 40 years, even through the menopause, even through the cancer. She was the love of my life. I'll miss her every goddamn day. But she told me on her deathbed, "You get back out there again." I haven't had sex in 15 years, Jason, and I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Oh, so that's what this is all about? This whole thing. You didn't want to be with me. You wanted me to drive you down to Boca so I could be your fucking wingman? Well, obviously I made a bad decision because you're nothing but a cock-blocking machine. I don't know what you are. You're like the lsraeli Iron Dome defense system, but with vaginas instead of missiles. - What? - You're like some sort of cock-blocking Terminator sent back from the future to cock-block humans. - Oh! - The robots should have sent you instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, you could have cock-blocked John Connor's parents - and he would never have been born! - Shut up, Grandpa! - Shut up! - What got into you? I remember you in high school, you were ripping people's dicks off on the football field, talking about traveling the world! Now you're pushing some papers at a fucking law firm and probably peeing sitting down. Grandpa, I don't know what you thought this weekend was going to be about, but I came here for one reason, to get you to Boca. That's it. - Fine. - Now can I please play some golf? - Fucking golf. - Okay. Cocky McBlockerson.