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Hello? Anyone here? - I said, is anyone here? - Quiet down. - Where are you? - I'm here. What is this, a joke, right? Some kind of elaborate practical joke? At my 40th reunion, we delivered a casket... to the class president's hotel room and, uh... Quiet. Where are you going, Bill? I, uh... The great Bill Parrish at a loss for words? The man from whose lips fall "rapture" and "passion" and "obsession"? All those admonitions about being " deliriously happy, that there is no sense living your life without. " All the sparks and energy you give off, the rosy advice you dispense in round, pear-shaped tones. What the hell is this? Who are you? Just think of millenniums multiplied by eons... compounded by time without end. I've been around that long. But it's only recently that your affairs here have piqued my interest. Call it boredom. The natural curiosity of me, the most lasting... and significant element in existence, has come to see you. About what? I want to have a look around before I take you. Take me where? It requires competence, wisdom and experience. All those things they say about you in testimonials. And you're the one. - The one to do what? - Show me around, be my guide. And in return, you get...