Duration: 1m11s

What's wrong with Crocs? They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope! You might as well put sweatpants on and go to Applebee's for the rest of your life! I'll give you that one. I do look ridiculous. Yes! Listen, if you won't come down from there for yourself, do it for your country. If this constitution is signed, there will be free press, women drivers, civil rights! What are "civil rights"? I'll tell you later. They're hilarious. Look, you alone can stop these terrible things from happening. You are the last great dictator! All of the others are gone! Qaddafi, Saddam, Kim Jong, Cheney. You are right, Nadal. I will become the greatest dictator of all, the envy of madmen everywhere! Yes, Supreme Leader! From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of Zimbabwe, let every child laborer and sweatshop factory worker sing, "Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! "Thank Aladeen, I am oppressed at last!" Yes! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? - No, no, no, no, don't fall. - I'm not doing anything. Just do like a pull-up. You know how you do pull-ups? I invented the pull-up.