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Terrific. That's what I meant. Why are we supposed to trust you? I'll tell you using a universal language. Is it math? The language that unites all the planets in our system. Oh, no. Are we in a musical? Yep, get ready. ♪ Hello, friends My name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi ♪ ♪ Don't worry ♪ ♪ I'm totally not One of those evil queens ♪ ♪ You've read about In fairy tales Or seen in the movies ♪ ♪ And there's no reason at all To be suspicious of me ♪ ♪ Not evil, not evil, no ♪ ♪ I'm the least evil person I know ♪ I won't lie, it's actually very suspicious that you're leading with this. ♪ I'm so not a villain I have zero evil plans ♪ ♪ No ulterior motives Just wanna help where I can ♪ ♪ I wanna shower you with gifts ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm selfless and sweet ♪ ♪ So, there's no reason at all To be suspicious of ♪ ♪ Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi ♪ ♪ The least evil queen In history ♪ ♪ And if you do not Believe me ♪ ♪ I totally won't Imprison your family ♪ ♪ 'Cause that'd be evil ♪ ♪ And that's so not me ♪ ♪ I'm not evil, not evil, no ♪ ♪ I'm the least evil person I know ♪ Really? Because I'm getting super-evil vibes here. ♪ Benny, do you like spaceships? ♪ ♪ 'Cause I think they are great ♪ ♪ How'd you know that? Loving spaceships ♪ ♪ Is my one defining trait ♪ ♪ Well, now, my good friend You can build ♪ ♪ The spaceship Of your dreams ♪ ♪ On your very own planet With your own Spaceship-building team ♪ Come on, do not fall for this. ♪ Wyldstyle, haven't you heard? ♪ ♪ There's no reason at all To be suspicious of her ♪ Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she's clearly an evil queen. Yar, well, I'm not buying it. ♪ MetalBeard, a pirate Without a ship That's so cruel ♪ ♪ It's like a spider Without a web ♪ ♪ Or a queen without a fool ♪ Hey! Even her metaphors are suspicious. ♪ I've got a surprise For you ♪ ♪ A planet That's really a pirate ship ♪ ♪ And the population, your crew ♪ Her story checks out. She's cool. Not evil. - What about me? - Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine? A lot! - ♪ Times that by infinity ♪ - Whoo-hoo! ♪ And, Batman ♪ Don't even try it, lady. I don't need anything. ♪ Oh, I know, That's why I'm going to give you ♪ ♪ Half of everything ♪ Uh, like "everything" everything? ♪ "Everything" everything ♪ She's rad. This chick gets me. ♪ Here are some Other adjectives People use to describe me ♪ ♪ Un-duplicitous, un-malicious Un-conniving, un-nasty ♪ You're clearly just adding "un" to words that describe you. Who, me? ♪ I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi ♪ ♪ The most least evil person You'll ever meet ♪ ♪ And if you make eye contact With me ♪ ♪ I totally won't have you Executed immediately ♪ ♪ 'Cause that'd be evil ♪ - ♪ Evil ♪ - ♪ Evil ♪ - ♪ Evil ♪ - ♪ Evil ♪ ♪ And that's so not me ♪