Dirty Grandpa (2016)
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Okay, Daytona Beach! Who's ready for a Flex Off! I'm talking about dudes getting on stage, getting ripped! Yeah! Yes, I'll be home tomorrow. I promise. And I know... Yes, I know the dinner is important to the firm... Hold on, I'm getting another call. It might be Meredith. Okay? Bye. - Hello? - Hey, it's me. Someone just stuck their thumb up my ass. What? Yeah, I was just standing right there, talking on the phone, and someone came right up behind me and stuck their thumb up my ass. - Did you see who it was... - Jamba! Ow! Fuck! Stop doing that! - How'd it go on the home front? - How do you think? Come on. Let's go. Come on. Top Gun in the house! We got Maverick! We got Fat Goose! Do we have a challenger? - Right here! Right here! - These two! She wants to! - These two. - Pick her! Who will accept this challenge? You go up there, I'll let you do whatever you want to me tonight. - All right, I'm doing it. - All right! - What? - Whoo! - No, no, no! - Are you kidding me? I saw your body last night, it's a lot better than Cody's. And my body sure as shit looks better than that fucking Shamu's up there. There's 1,000 people out here! A lost old man has wandered on stage. - Are you his nurse? - No. Fuck no. Get on stage! Get on stage! Get on stage! Get on stage! Get on stage! Get on stage! - Do it for me! - Get on stage! Get on stage! So we have team Top Gun versus creepy old guy and his lesbian daughter.