Duration: 58.8s

Weird Dick! You stupid ass! Good God, you're dumb! Dumber than ever, I guess! And you, too, Calvin! Look at that stupid look on those two faces. "The Lord taught me to care." Unbelievable. I'm a Scientologist. Okay, that's And thetan-free since 2003. Clear as shit. And "I'm sorry for what I did"? Let me tell you what I'm sorry about. I'm sorry I didn't toss your naked ass out there three more times. It was the best senior prank ever. I still get emails about it. Know what? You're going to regret you ever opened your mouth. - You hear me, Trevor? - Yeah? How come, Calvin? Because he's about to whoop your ass, that's why. Who is? Bob, get up and whoop his ass. Here she comes! Let me tell you something... Weird Dick can't chug a bunch of steroids and elk urine and miraculously be able to kick my ass all of a sudden, okay? It ain't gonna happen. 'Cause here's why. Once a fat kid, always a fat kid. Huh? Prove me wrong. Bob, come on. Do what you did in the bar.