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What happened to DeSean Jackson? - Come on, tell me that one. - (PAT SR.) Insanity. He spikes the ball at the 1-yard line, the 1-fucking-yard line. I mean, I... Get into the end zone, dummy. I mean, he celebrates before he's even in. You know something? Nothing new. Your team does that all the time. They get close and blow it. They got an inferiority complex. What are you talking about? What makes the Cowboys America's team? - Because we're America's team. - We're in Philadelphia. - What's the matter? You're a traitor. - What's more American than a cowboy? You know what's more American? Benjamin Franklin. - Benjamin Franklin? - Franklin, the founder of our country. (RAN DY) With the glasses, long, scraggly hair? (PAT SR.) What about the lightning? He stood in the storm with a kite. (RANDY) If he wasn't on a 100-dollar bill, nobody would know who he is. - Why do you got so many? - (PAT SR.) Don't touch. (RANDY) I didn't even touch them. Don't blame me. (PAT SR.) Who did this? Who took the remotes like this? - Did you do this, Randy? - (RANDY) I don't touch them. I don't know why you need so many. Hey! Ah, there she is. - Look how beautiful. Hey. - What? - What's this? - (RANDY) Hi.