Office Christmas Party

Office Christmas Party is a 2016 American Christmas comedy film directed by Will Speck and Josh Gordon and written by Justin Malen and Laura Solon, based on a story by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore. The film stars an ensemble cast, including Jason Bateman, Olivia Munn, T.J. Miller, Jillian Bell, Vanessa Bayer, Courtney B. Vance, Rob Corddry, Kate McKinnon, and Jennifer Aniston. The film was released on December 9, 2016, by Paramount Pictures. It grossed $114 million worldwide.

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Just a smooth landing, like a baby's buttocks. l'd love to pick this up indoors.

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You know, l've only ever seen the first film, so l don't know if l'm much help to you in this conversation. So... -Are you serious? -Yeah. Here we go. Why am l just hearing about this? We've worked together for eight years. They only get more fast! More furious! l love this place.

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So, what would people want? Would they like... ls this Uv? ls Uv good or bad? l forget.

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-No, not for the eyes, it's good. -Does it do anything here? Probably. ls this for teeth whitening? Okay, what about this, right?

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Everybody gets stressed at work around this time of year.

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That could get you a sexual harassment suit. What? Why? Not everyone likes dildos for Christmas.

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This isn't a dildo. lt's a body massager. Yeah, well, it's a circumcised purple penis. lt could be considered sexual. Why is it like that? Everything here could be considered sexual. Hey, what about this for Alan from legal?

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Well, Alan's bald. lt's so hard to shop for the bald. Who are they? What do they want?

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Hair. You know, maybe we should just go get some gift cards. That's exactly what we should do! "Here's a gift card because l don't know you "and l don't care and l won't get in trouble for it." You know, when my dad ran this company, Christmas was actually a big deal. At the Christmas party every year, he would dress up like Santa Claus, get everybody fucked up. Yeah, you could back then. He would throw gifts into the crowd.

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Derek Peterson shattered his femur for a rotisserie set. And that was before Boston Chicken was, like, a thing. -l've heard those stories. -He took care of them. That's what l want for my people. You know?

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And l want that drone.

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Clay, let me ask you a question. You think that my management style is... ls too careful?

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Do you think that l bunt instead of swing for the fences? l want to be completely honest with you, Josh. l wasn't paying attention, so l didn't hear your question. -l can repeat it. -l'd rather you didn't. Because l can tell by your face that it's serious. And l want to tell you seriously, it's almost Christmas. Relax. -You want some of this? -l think so. -l don't think you do. -You sure? l think you better get moving. Here he goes!

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Eat that! Eat it, Clay!

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Careful, careful, careful!

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We're good.

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No!

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Hey!

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Somebody is getting fired.

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Hey, Allison? Right?

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