What We Do in the Shadows

What We Do in the Shadows is a 2014 New Zealand mockumentary horror comedy film written and directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi and the first installment in the What We Do in the Shadows franchise. The film also stars Clement and Waititi, along with Jonathan Brugh, Ben Fransham, Cori Gonzalez-Macuer, Stu Rutherford, and Jackie van Beek. The film's plot concerns several vampires who live together in a flat in Wellington. What We Do in the Shadows premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in January 2014. It was released theatrically on 18 August 2014 by Madman Entertainment and received critical acclaim. The film earned $6.9 million on a $1.6 million budget.

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You were a virgin when we were seeing each other? Yeah, I was twelve. You said he was a virgin. I think we drink virgin blood because...

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... it sounds cool. I think of it like this...

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If you're going to eat a sandwich..

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You will just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it. Let's concentrate on Josefine then. Are you a virgin? I'm not, no. Okay, I'm really sorry. Because I totally... pinned her as a Virgin. She looks like a virgin. She talks like a virgin, I mean...

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Who would have sex with her? I wouldn't.

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I would.

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Oh.

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Okay, good... - there's 2 dinners... yum. - Nick?

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Do you like bisghetti? Uh... yep. I usually like it.

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But, be better if it was warm? So, this is my favorite trick. We present our guest with a plate of bisghetti.

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And then, I would say, ' Why don't you eat some bisghetti?' Please, Nick. Eat some bisghetti.

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I didn't realize you enjoyed eating worms. Nick. - No...no! - They are worms. - Fuck off!

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There's worms moving around on my plate. - It is worm like but not actually worms. - It is really bisghetti! We stole that idea from The Lost Boys. But I put a nice twist on it. Nick? How does it feel to have a snake for a penis?

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Jackie? My penis has disappeared. It's a cobra snake. Nobody's gonna mistake your penis for a cobra, Nick, okay? - Believe you me. - What have you put in my bisghetti? Now it is just a..normal penis. I'm out. I'm out. Josefine? Do you like bisghetti?

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Look, these freaks...

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... spike my bisghetti, make my cock turn into a snake is not cool. Not cool.

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You don't think this is weird?

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For fuck's sake...

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Jackie?!

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Jackie! - Sorry Nick. - What are you doing?!

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