What We Do in the Shadows

What We Do in the Shadows is a 2014 New Zealand mockumentary horror comedy film written and directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi and the first installment in the What We Do in the Shadows franchise. The film also stars Clement and Waititi, along with Jonathan Brugh, Ben Fransham, Cori Gonzalez-Macuer, Stu Rutherford, and Jackie van Beek. The film's plot concerns several vampires who live together in a flat in Wellington. What We Do in the Shadows premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in January 2014. It was released theatrically on 18 August 2014 by Madman Entertainment and received critical acclaim. The film earned $6.9 million on a $1.6 million budget.

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Told him I was a vampire. WHAT?! I thought he was joking. He said he was a vampire hunter. You let a vampire hunter into our house? - I didn't let him in, I just gave him my e-mail. - Nick!

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I'll tear out your tongue... ...and shove it down your ass.

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Fucking hell!

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You killed Petyr with your big mouth! It was a mistake!

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Get up and stand on this ceiling like a man.

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We can talk about this,okay? We can talk about this! - I'll kill you! - I'm already dead!

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Stu, stay back!

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Shh! Sshh!, someone's at the door, shh! I'll go, I'll go..

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Oh shit.

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- Good evening, sir. - Hello police. Hi, I'm constable O'Leary. This is constable Minogue. We're just responding to a report of a possible forced entry and also... ... a rather large amount of shrieking. Just, um, wondering maybe we could come in and just have a wee look around?

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Okay.

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What's with the fellow? What's with the um, camera? Yeah, we're obviously just here cause there was a phone call from the, a member of the public, um, about a bit of disturbance. Um, some loud noises. - Possibly a forced entry, wasn't there? - Mmm...

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And, also, maybe a bit of smoke coming out, so... We're just checking over the scene. Making sure every thing's uh... You know, above board, so to speak, and uh... Making sure no-one's in danger, that kind of thing. We might go up and have a wee look up there, if that's alright with you?

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- Come on mate, you lead the way. - Just uh...part of the job. Yep!

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Okay. - Smells a bit weird in here too, mate. - Yeah. What do you call that?

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Barbecue.

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You will not notice anything out of the ordinary.

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No, we certainly hope not. Let's just... ...lets just keep going. - Hi there guys. How are yah? - Hello. Hey fellas. Um, is this the room where we've heard all the shouting coming from? That was me. Yeah, okay, we've had a couple reports, okay? There's a couple of people not all that happy about the level of the noise here. Okay. You can't be screaming when there's this many people around mate. You've got neighbors on either side. Feeling nervous. I've hypnotized those cops. I'm not a great hypnotizer so it could wear off any second. I really hope that those guys don't kill those police because then this means more police will come. Possibly even Christians which is totally the last things we need in this house. I can see you're having a good time. End of the day... ... we got to keep the, uh, the peace, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa...

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See what I'm seeing? What's that Minogue?

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You're joking?

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