Murder Mystery 2
Murder Mystery 2 is a 2023 American action comedy mystery film directed by Jeremy Garelick and written by James Vanderbilt. It is a sequel to the 2019 film Murder Mystery, and it stars Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston with Mark Strong, Mélanie Laurent, Jodie Turner-Smith and John Kani. Murder Mystery 2 was released by Netflix on March 31, 2023. Like the original film, it received mixed reviews from critics.
[mysterious music playing] - That is ridiculous! - I'm not on the board! Is it? You all hated my brother! What? No, I... I love Vik. [scoffs] Oh, please! - You've never forgiven me. - For what? - Breaking up your engagement. - Oh, get over yourself. It was an arranged marriage between our families. We amicably split in order to allow for your so-called "love marriage." You didn't want this marriage to go through so you kidnapped him! You gold-digging-- - Ladies, stop it! - Calm down, everybody! - We do this for a living. It's what we do. - [Nick] It's our thing. - And this is not just another case. - No. - [Nick] This is personal. - [Audrey] Yeah, it's Vik. - [Nick] He means a lot to us. - [Audrey] So we'll find out who did this. - [Nick] A hundred percent. - [Audrey] And find out why they did this. And we're gonna get Vik back, okay? We're gonna do this for the low, low price of $25 million. [silence]
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[Nick grunts] What are you doing? [Nick] I'm blocking the door so no one can get in. [Audrey] Honey, you're gonna hurt your back. You know what would hurt my back? A knife going through it. The killer knows we're on to him. We're on the next-to-kill list. I guarantee it. What happened to Vik? A guy that rich gets kidnapped for the money. There's no profit in hurting him. Oh God. We're not gonna be invited anywhere ever again. Ever again. The cheese has a hold on me, honey. I can't stop. Are you just... Will you take a slice like a civilized person? I don't know where the knife is. - Oh Jesus! - [Nick] What? You got a headache? - Yes! - [Nick] I'm sorry. - How's your back? - My back's killing me. - I'll get Advil. - Please. Please. - I'm gonna get more cheese in me. - Honey, do not eat all that cheese. That affects... You're terrible all night. - Absolutely. - Oh. And I have pictures from the tent of a burned robe with bloodstains. Someone was trying to get rid of the evidence, and I'm sure it was the elephant handler. Good detecting, sweetheart. - I'm doing my best. Here. - [Nick] Okay. Thank you. - [Audrey] One, two, three, four. - [Nick] Okay.
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- [frantic knocking on door] - [dramatic music playing] [Nick] I gotta move this stuff now? What if that's the killer? - Killers don't knock. - What if it's housekeeping? We... We're good! We don't need any towels. No! No! We do need towels. Leave 'em out front, please! We've been here ten minutes. You need more towels? You use 30 towels after every shower. I'm sorry. At least I shower. All right, you got me there. [Francisco] It's me, Francisco! Francisco? Wait, wait, wait. What if he's the killer? The only thing he wants to murder is your hm-hm! Hey! - [Francisco] Hurry! There's no time! - [Nick] Be right there! - [Audrey] We're hurrying! - [Nick] We know!
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[Audrey] Put this back. You said hurry. What's... How can we help? - I have information. - [Nick] Yes. Everyone thinks Claudette is this gold digger, but what's not so well known is the fact that, as a precaution, the board made her sign a brutal prenup. So that means if Vik divorces her, she's left with nothin'.
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[dramatic music swells] - I gotta move this shit again? - Wait. Wait. Who is it? [Claudette] It's Claudette. You must hear what I have to say. Okay, one second. Let's get you in the closet. [Nick] Okay, be right there. I gotta get some cheese. - Okay. Just go in there. - [rock scraping floor] No! Get off of... Jesus! - Coming, Claudette! - Sorry! One second. [breathing heavily] [Nick] Hurry!
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- Oh, sorry. - [Claudette sobbing] - I just wanna know who kidnapped my Vik. - Mm-hmm. They all have something to gain from this. Pfft! - Terrible. - [Claudette] I can't trust any of them! - [whispers] There's a gun. - A gun? [Claudette] The Colonel, so bitter about his demotion. Saira, always starved for attention.
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And Vik had just discovered Francisco's dark secret. - [Audrey] What? - [Nick] He had a secret? - Oh! - [Nick] Oh God. - [cocks gun] - [Audrey gasps] - [Audrey] We don't need to do that. - [Nick] That's cool. Who is it? It's Saira. Let me in. Uh, okay. One second. - I need to hide. The closet! - No, no, no! - [Nick] It's too dark. - Here. Come on. - [Nick] She has all her stuff. - One second, Saira! [Nick] Coming! Be right there! [Nick straining] Okay, gotta get to you! - So sorry. One second. - Moving around some stuff for fun!
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- I know who you need to be looking at. - [Nick] Who? - Claudette! - [Nick] Claudette? [Saira] I told Vik she was bad news the minute I met her. She's suspicious, narcissistic, manipulative, and looks cheap as well in that red dress-- Excuse me! I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I feel like I'd be a rude hostess if I didn't offer you a piece of this exquisite artisan cheese that's... Nick, where's this... Where's that cheese? The big-- - The cheese is gone. - Where is it? I put it, uh, in my stomach. You ate that entire block of cheese? Trying to shame me. I don't know if that's gonna get the cheese back-- I'm sorry. I don't mean to be selfish-- Sorry. Hold on. You know what? Let me give you a drink right now just to relax you a little bit. - Here. - I... I don't want that. - No? Okay. - I'm okay. [frantic knocking] - Oh shit. - [Saira] Who is it? - [Audrey] Not sure. - You expecting someone? It's like an after-party. People just show up. Let's put you into the bedroom, just in case, 'cause I don't know. - I'll hide there. - Don't hide in there! Why? That's an obvious spot. - [Audrey] Is it hot in here? - I'm hot too. - I'm coming! - [knocking continues] What if that is the killer? Don't you kinda want it to be the killer so they can kill us? I am sick of this shit. - Baby, I do not feel very good. - [rock scraping] [lock clicking] What's doin'? Yeah?
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It was Francisco. Francisco! He has had over 85 paternity suits filed against him. We suspect he's been siphoning money out of the company in order to pay for all of these babies he made. That's a lie! Not the part about the babies. Yes, that's true. I've spread my seed far and wide, but I have never stolen in my life. - What are you doing here? - An excellent question. - What are you all doing here? - Saira's here.
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