Vacation Friends
Vacation Friends is a 2021 American buddy comedy film directed by Clay Tarver, and co-written by Tom Mullen, Tim Mullen, Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley. The film stars John Cena, Lil Rel Howery, Yvonne Orji, Meredith Hagner, Robert Wisdom, Lynn Whitfield, and Andrew Bachelor. Distributed by 20th Century Studios, Vacation Friends was released on Hulu on August 27, 2021. The film received mixed reviews from critics. A sequel titled Vacation Friends 2 was released on August 25, 2023.
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I cannot apologize enough. It seems the guests in the Presidential Suite above your room overfilled the Jacuzzi. So, that means you're gonna put us in another room, right? Oh, yes, yes, of course. If there was room available, it would be yours. Sadly, the hotel is fully booked. Why would you say "of course" if you knew you didn't have another room? You know how misleading that is? Can you just check with any of the other hotels nearby? Of course. We have relationships with all of the five-star hotels. No problem. Just a second. Hmm. Well, let me go ahead and also check for four-star hotels.
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Ah. You know, a lot of people have issues with three-star hotels, but they are just as good as five-star hotels. Yeah, after three, it's, like, too much, you know? [typing] And there you have it. One-star hotel with a great room at the Airport Best Western. Are you fucking kidding me? Well, according to this, sir, it is the best Western in the area. Let me tell you something, okay? I had an itinerary planned. We was gonna go whale watching, we was gonna go tequila tasting. -I booked a dinner at sunset on the beach! -[man] Maurillio! -Where is that son of a bitch? -[woman] Yes! Maurillio! My amigo. Thank you so much for that Jet Ski hookup. Man, we felt some killer waves on the second break. -Oh, my gosh. Then we got high as shit. -We did. So we literally had to jump off and go body surfing. Yeah, but we turned around and the Jet Ski was gone. But don't freak out because I actually took a photo of exactly where we left it. You are gonna have no problem finding it. [man] She's the brains. Okay, okay. Thank you, señora. You're welcome. [giggles] Excuse me, lady with the phone in the goddamn sandwich bag. Hi. How are you guys? Were you guys having a conversation? 'Cause you assumed that Maurillio wasn't already talking to somebody. You just walk your happy ass in here and cut me off. Now, look. I don't mean to snap. It's a lot going on right now. -I'm a little stressed out. -It's okay. I just wanna holler at him real quick. Can I do that? -Yeah. You enjoy your day. -Thank you. Enjoy this gorgeous weather. [laughs]
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Look, um… Oh, my God. [Marcus] I might as well do it up. Okay, I'm just try-- -My flow is all thrown off. -It's okay. Just keep going. Just please, just keep going. [Marcus] Baby, um… -Shut up! -[Marcus] Look, you mean so much to me. -Baby, I love you so much. -[breathes shakily] And I know today has been all over the place… [sighs] …and I can be a bit of a control freak, and when stuff ain't going my way, I get all uptight, -and I overthink things… -Oh, baby. …but the one thing I could never think twice about… is how much I actually love you.
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Yes! [chuckles] -Oh, yes! -Oh, my God. -Yes! Yeah! Fucking A, Maurillio. Yes! -Yes! -[man] You had me! You were like… -[woman] That was beautiful! "The only thing I didn't need to think about was you." You guys! It was you. It was-- Baby, I love you! I love you so much. Baby, I love you so much. I love you. And you know what, I don't care that we lost the room. I know. I know how hard you worked. I don't care. We can camp out on the beach. I just wanna be your woman! No! No! Nobody's camping on the beach. -You get that out of your head right now. -I love you guys. -Like, you have to stay with us. -With us. Consider it, like, our engagement present to your beautiful souls. Yes. -Nah. Yeah. Yeah. We're okay. -Nah, we good. Yeah. We're fine. You're gonna say no to the Presidential Suite? It has a Jacuzzi and everything.
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Okay. So I had them move your bags to the master suite. Oh, girl. That is way too much. What? No, no, no. Get yourselves comfortable. You are our guests. It is truly the least we can do after our wonky 'cuzzi fucked up your totally beautiful proposal. Well, look. Maybe… Maybe for tonight, okay? -Until we get another hotel. -Yes! -Yes! Oh, boy! -Settled. Who's thirsty? Sit, sit, sit. Get comfortable. Oh, if you guys are worried about privacy and you wanna get really kinky tonight-- We're extremely loud. I don't know what these walls are made of, but you seriously can't hear anything!
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