Johnny English

Johnny English is a 2003 spy action comedy film directed by Peter Howitt and written by Neal Purvis, Robert Wade and William Davies. It is a British-French venture produced by StudioCanal and Working Title Films, and distributed by Universal Pictures. Starring Rowan Atkinson in the title role along with Natalie Imbruglia, Ben Miller and John Malkovich, it is the first instalment of the Johnny English film series and serves as a parody and homage to the spy genre, mainly the James Bond film series, as well as Atkinson's Mr. Bean character. The character is also related to Atkinson's bumbling spy character from a series of adverts in the United Kingdom for Barclaycard in the 1990s. Released theatrically in the United States on 18 July 2003, the film met with mixed reviews from critics but was commercially successful and grossed $160 million worldwide against a budget of $40 million. The film was released in the United Kingdom on 11 April 2003 and topped the country's box office for the next three weekends, before being overtaken by X2. It was followed by two sequels, Johnny English Reborn (2011) and Johnny English Strikes Again (2018).

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Get 'em up, you French ponce. But, Mr. English, I'm gobsmacked! What an unexpected surprise. Surprises are very much my speciality, Sauvage.

Johnny English

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I think we've seen enough of this. I know exactly what you're planning, and I'm here to put a stop to it. My bottom will be king of England before you are. Wrong again. Perhaps you'd care to look behind you. Oh, please. [ Weapons Cock ] Lorna!

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I'm sorry,Johnny. Well, I'm afraid that we'll have to... conclude the floor show for tonight. Not so fast, Sauvage. You may have taken me, but you'll never take England. Not as long as I have breath in my body... or a bullet in my gun. [ Click ]

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You know, Mr. English, I'm going to miss you. Really. You're very entertaining. I thank you. Take them away.

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[ Radio Announcer ] Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the breakfast show. [ Speaking French ] As the crowds are gathering here for the crowning of our first French king... since the year 1 066, call here at London FM with the top ten things you most love about the French. We haven't had any calls yet, uh, at all, but the lines are still open and I'll give you that number again-- 0-2-0-7-- zero, deux, zero, sept-- This is not good, Johnny. We've got to think of something.

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[Johnny ] Wait a minute. I've got an idea. Hop! Hop! And hop! And hop! And stop! Now, are you familiar... with the shaman throat warblers of the Guatemalan delta? What? It has long been their belief... that a whistle pitched at the precise resonant frequency of a metal lock... will vibrate the levers in such a way that the door will simply swing open. Unbelievable. - And kneel. - [ Groaning ]

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Right. Here goes. [ Whistle: Ascending Tone ] - [ Sighs ] - [ Whistle Continues ] [ Tone Goes Silent ]

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- I can't hear anything. - I'm into ultrasonic. Will you just stop all this and face facts? We've failed. The only thing that can save us now is a miracle.

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- [ Rasping Tone ] - [ Lock Clicks ] It worked! - Ohh! - Sir?

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I don't know why you hauled yourself up that dreadful poo tube, Bough, when there was a perfectly good ladder right beside it. Now, Sauvage may have fooled the country... with his fake archbishop and his secret agenda, but he hasn't fooled me.

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- So, here's the plan. - [ Gasps ]

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**[ Orchestra, Chorus. Majestic ]

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*Let all good people rejoice * [ Chorus ] *Rejoice * - *Rejoice * - Aaah! *Let all good people rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *And sing ** Sirs, you are hereby called to witness the anointing... of your one true lord and future king Pascal. Pascal, are you willing to take the oath? I am willing. Then be thou anointed... with this holy oil.

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And do you, the chosen bishops of England, Scotland and Wales, ascent to this anointing? For Scotland, I do. For Wales, I do.

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For England, I do not! -[ Congregation Gasping, Murmuring ] - English!

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That man must not be crowned king because he is... a fraudster, a charlatan and a thief. No, please. Let him speak.

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It is this man, Pascal Sauvage, who stole the Crown Jewels, who forced the queen to abdicate... and who would kill anyone who got in his way. It is the end, Herr English. [ Yells ] [ English ] He has cheated, conned and manipulated... this great country for his own ends. He's fooled you all.!

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What's more, this whole ceremony is a sham... because that man standing in front of you... is not the archbishop of Canterbury. [ Congregation Gasps ] English, a word of advice. Don't go there. Shut it, Frenchy. I'll go wherever I damn well please. - Now take it off. - What? Your face is made of plastic.

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Remove it at once. I have no idea what you're talking about. Right. I'll just have to remove it myself. Come on.! [ Grunting, Muttering ] - Maybe it pulls up from the front. -[ Archbishop Groaning ] Come on, you!

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- Aaah! - Thank you very much.

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