Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body is a 2009 American comedy horror film written by Diablo Cody and directed by Karyn Kusama. Megan Fox stars as Jennifer Check, a demonically possessed high school student who kills her male classmates and devours their flesh in order to survive. Amanda Seyfried co-stars as the friend who tries to end her killing spree, with Johnny Simmons, J. K. Simmons, Amy Sedaris, and Adam Brody in supporting roles. Working with Cody again following their collaborative efforts on Juno, Jason Reitman stated he and his producers "want to make unusual films". Cody said she wanted the film to speak to female empowerment and explore the complex relationships between best friends. As a tie-in to the film, Boom! Studios produced a Jennifer's Body graphic novel, released in August 2009. Jennifer's Body premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival on September 10, 2009, and was theatrically released in the United States and Canada on September 18, 2009. The film had a lackluster performance at the box office, grossing $31.6 million against a budget of $16 million, but received mixed reviews from critics, with its dialogue, emotional resonance and performances being praised, while the narrative and uneven tone were criticized. It has been described as a feminist cult classic.
Sandbox love never dies. d Dance, dance, dance, dance d d You are the girl d d That I've been dreaming ofd You're totally lesbi-gay. What? She's my best friend. d Ever since I was a little girl d d One d d I'm biting my tongue d d Two d d He's kissing on you dd Hey, Monistat. What's up, Vagisil? You and me are going out tonight. Uh, tonight. Why? Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. They're this indie rock band from the city. I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty. Plus, there'll be lots of other salty morsels there for you.
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Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt. It's a rock show. This is my rock look. Well, I can see, like, your womb, so� I've never even heard of Low Shoulder. Which one is Jennifer stalking? The lead singer. Girls like her don't go out with drummers. - Thanks a lot. - No offense. She'd probably make an exception ifyou were, like, a drummer who's also the lead singer. - Like Phil Collins. - Who's Phil Collins?
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Jennifer's here. How do you know? Needy! Quit tampooning yourself and get down here. That's fucking weird. Better hurry before she gets annoyed. You always do whatJennifer tells you to do. No, I don't. It's just that I like the same things that she likes. We have stuff in common. That's why we're biffs. You guys don't have anything in common. Yeah. Okay, Chip.
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Guess who's got the whip until 11:30. A 2003 Chrysler Sebring, and it's all mine. Oh, hi, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here. - Have you guys been fucking? - You're gross. - You're gross. You're gross. - You're so gross. Fuck you. Let's go to the club. Melody Lane is not a club. It's a bar. It's not even a bar. It's like a bingo hall with taps. Eat my ass, Chip. You're justJell-O 'cause you're not invited. I'm notJell-O. That place is disgusting. Everyone in there has a mustache. You're totallyJell-O. You're lime-green Jell-O, and you can't even admit it to yourself.
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Chip was right. Melody Lane is definitely not a club. Clubs are for attractive people in populous urban areas. Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne. As they come around the corner- All we have is a jukebox and a sticker toilet. d You wanna fly Don't want your feet on the ground d d You stay up, you won't come down d I cannot wait until I'm old enough to get wasted. Hey, Jennifer. You look really pretty. What up, Craig? He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math. Swing and miss.
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Are you, uh� you're gonna cuff me? Don't do that. Okay? Not here. Hey, that's the band. Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city. Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch of faygos. Well, you would think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. All stylish and shit.
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Hi. Hi. Uh� we just wanted to meet you or something. I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. Hi. I'm Nikolai. This is, uh� These guys are my band. Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard� I've heard about you. You play your instruments really super good. Thank you. We are professionals. Hey. Sorry. Could I ask you a question? Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? You live in the city, right? Yeah. But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... in the shitty areas too.
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That's amazing. Can I, um� Can I buy you a drink? Sure. What are we having? They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter. It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. Okay. - Okay. - I'll be right back. Hey, how- how are you gonna get alcohol? Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
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- Who, Jan Brady? - No, man. Fuck you. I'm talking about the one who went to get me a drink. The State Fair Butter Princess. That's the one. I don't know. Are you sure she's- Listen, I grew up in a town like this, okay? There's always that girl. They love to show it off, but they do not give it up. You told us you were from Brooklyn. My point is, this girl is definitely a virgin, okay? - I know girls like that. I've dated chicks� - I don't know. Well, we didn't drive all the way out here for nothing, so� Fine. Okay? You know, I'm notjust your bassist. I'm a person with feelings who happens to play the bass- - Excuse me. - I'd like a little respect around here. Look, I didn't know you had feelings. Hey. Hey. That's my best friend that you're talking about. And you're right. She is a virgin. And that beats sleeping with creeps like you.
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Tower One isn't full enough. Those guys are rank, Jen. Just forget about it. You know what? I think the lead singer wants me. Only because he thinks that you're a virgin. I heard them talking. What? I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. And by the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas. Oh, my God.
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