We're the Millers

We're the Millers is a 2013 American comedy film directed by Rawson M. Thurber and starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Emma Roberts, Will Poulter, Nick Offerman, Kathryn Hahn, Molly Quinn, and Ed Helms. The film's screenplay was written by Bob Fisher, Steve Faber, Sean Anders, and John Morris, based on a story by Fisher and Faber. The plot follows a small-time pot dealer (Sudeikis) who convinces his neighbors to help him by pretending to be his family in order to smuggle drugs from Mexico into the United States. The film was released on August 7, 2013, by New Line Cinema through Warner Bros. Pictures. Despite mixed reviews, it was a box office success, grossing $270 million worldwide against a $37 million budget during its theatrical run. It was nominated for four People's Choice Awards, and six MTV Movie Awards, winning two.

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Listen, this is a fucked-up situation. But I might have a win-win for both of us.

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- Great. - I have a smidge of very choice... mari-ju-ana down in Mexico... and I need it here by Sunday night. My regular courier is out because he got gunned down.

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That's where you come in.

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You could be my mule. I need someone I can trust. Go to Mexico, bring it back by Sunday night, not only will I forgive your debt... I will pay you a standard courier fee of $100,000.

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You're gonna give me 100 grand to move a smidge across the border?

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Smidge and a half. It's nothing. Dude, I got rolled by the fucking cast of Annie. I come walking in here and you ask me to be an international drug dealer. This is easy money, David. All you gotta do is pop down to Mexico... go to this address, tell them you're there to pick up for Pablo Chacon. - Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon? - I am. [SPEAKS IN SPANISH THEN CHUCKLES] You don't get respect from Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right? I mean, that's white in any language. See? Big Bad Brad thought of everything.

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I don't know. I don't think so, man. This is way out of my league.

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It's a federal crime. If I try to cross the border with more than a pound, you're talking like, um...

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Twenty-five years in Mexican prison. If you get a happy judge.

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Yeah. Jeez. Not good. - Although, you're forgetting one thing. - What? You don't have a fucking choice.

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KENNY: So now you're gonna become an even bigger drug dealer? Drug smuggler, Kenny. There's a difference.

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You're probably gonna get searched at the border.

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No offense, you look like a total drug dealer. - No shit. Thanks, dude. - You could wear a disguise.

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- What? - A disguise. That's what I thought. A disguise. I dress up. What's the hot Halloween outfit these days? Bane from Batman? Someone like that? Wear something over my face? [AS BANE] There's no drugs in here. You've got nothing to worry about. [IN NORMAL VOICE] Great idea. [HORN HONKING] Hey, pardon me. Hi. Hate to bug you, but I'm trying to get the fam to the zoo and I'm lost as all heck. Fuck off, real-life Flanders.

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It's my fault. When it comes to reading maps, I sure can be an old flibbertigibbet. [WOMAN CHUCKLES] Hey. No parking here, sir. Perfect. Fucking tourists.

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Oh, jeez. I'm awful sorry, officer. I don't know which way is up around here. No problem. Our city can get confusing sometimes. MAN: Trying to find our way to the zoo. It's two blocks up that way, take a left, two blocks...

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Holy fucking shit.

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Thank you, dickheads.

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[OVER SPEAKERS] Hey little lady, don't you say maybe. Rose, the guy at the bar asked for you by name. Treat him nice. Baby, I'ma show you how to.

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MAN: Yeah!

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