The Kings of Summer
The Kings of Summer is a 2013 American independent coming-of-age comedy-drama film directed by Jordan Vogt-Roberts and starring Nick Robinson, Moisés Arias, Gabriel Basso, and Nick Offerman. The film premiered under its original title Toy's House on January 19, 2013, at the Sundance Film Festival and was given a limited release on May 31, 2013, by CBS Films.
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Oh, God. So smug. Dude, food attracts mice. And you know what mice attract? - Stupid fucking questions? - No. They attract snakes. In Italian, the word for "snake" means "the demon's cock." - No, it doesn't. -There's a chance that it doesn't. Whatever, dude. From here on out, - all the food goes either in the fire or in the ground. - God, man, you're so doom and gloom all the time. Just enjoy this. It's not doom and gloom, bro. I just found a copperhead skin two hours ago. I read once that animals see fear as a color. I thought you can't read. No, I can read. I can't cry. Well, there you go.
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Okay, we traced Joe and Patrick's cell phones to this bus. Savanovic, Dietzel, check under the seats, see if the bathroom's locked. This is an artist's projection of what he might look like now. The beard may be a little full. They aren't here. This is a waste of real time, Davis. You can check under the bus if you want. There's not a lot of air that can make it under there, but.. Listen to me. Our son ran away about eight years ago. - I'm sorry. Did he come back? - So, he came back? - Well, it was a really hard time for us. -Uh, thank you. Jesus, we don't need this right now, sir. Are you okay? - Uh, what does he mean? - He doesn't mean anything. - You need to lean on each other. - Sir. - Oh, my God. - Get him back on the bus. - Davis. -No, I don't want to get on the bus. I'm a licensed therapist!! This is Joe's bag. It's empty- - That's Patrick's phone. - That's Joe's. Some dude had a beeper? That's dope. W-Wait a minute. What.. what is that? What does that mean? It's a Monopoly piece. MY Piece. He's taunting me. He's like the Zodiac Killer. Okay, the worst thing you can do is hope right now. I'm just letting you know.
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- Right here. Hey, hey, hey. - Oh, what, what? Hey. - Hello. - Got to get my drink on. Hi. Do you guys want anything? Uh, I got a Titleist right here. It's worth like $3.50, so if I could get a Sun Chips and a beer and then 50 cents in change, that would be fantastic. Okay, well, we do not run on a barter system.
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..does Patrick have a really big, crazy beard now, too? Yeah, yeah, his is a little more serious than mine. I have.. I have thin hair. You know, you have to groom it. Oh, right. Yeah, like Paul's sick-ass goatee? Uh.. I guess you wouldn't have heard... Paul and I broke up. Oh. This isn't over, Kelly.
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I, uh, came here actually to invite you to dinner. Uh, sort of like a.. A housewarming thing. - If you want. - Yeah, obviously I want to, but how do I.. How do I get there? Do I have to.. Be blindfolded or something? In all seriousness, it's of absolute vital importance that you not tell anyone, - not bring anyone. No one. - Yes. - This is life or death, Kelly. - Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
The Kings of Summer