The Kings of Summer
The Kings of Summer is a 2013 American independent coming-of-age comedy-drama film directed by Jordan Vogt-Roberts and starring Nick Robinson, Moisés Arias, Gabriel Basso, and Nick Offerman. The film premiered under its original title Toy's House on January 19, 2013, at the Sundance Film Festival and was given a limited release on May 31, 2013, by CBS Films.
- Okay, I have beer for you. - Hey. Thank you. - Hello. Hello. - Hello, Kelly. - How are you? - I'm good. How are you? I'm not as drunk as you are. I think you are. - Can I have your beer? - No. Hey, sorry, bro. Keg's almost tapped. No beer for freshmen. Oh, but he is a sophomore now, Paul. Sorry, babe. No dice, bro. Oh, man. You little fuck-suckers!! We're trying to sleep!! It's public property, bro!! What? Who told you that? We assumed!!
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Hello? Hi. Hi. I just wanted to make sure that you didn't get shot last night. No. No, no, no. I survived. I, uh, wound up getting stuck with that kid Biaggio, though. Oh, yeah, I spoke to him once. He told me that his uncle died on the Challenger. That's the price of space travel, right? Uh.. yeah, sure. Um, so get ready for this. Paul skedaddled on me last night. Uh, wow, that's.. That's a dick move.
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Tools... out of the driveway now. - I'm on the phone. - Oh. I don't give a shit. Right now. Is everything okay there? - No!! - Who is this? Patrick? - Kelly. - Kelly. A girl. - Jesus, that's a pleasant surprise. -Dad.. Listen, Kelly, Joe can't talk right now because he's grounded. He will call you back sometime before his hot new bedtime of 7:30. You have a good night. Okay. Tools. Now. And if they're ruined, you're going to work the whole set off this summer. I mean it. A paper route. Big Chief Indian Corn. Goddamn Ohio Soccer Jazz. I don't care. You have your pick. This bullshit ends today.
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What is this, Joe? You want your room facing sunrise or sunset? My What?!! This is the site of our new house, man. What, like a tree house? No, like a real house. I'm moving out. We're moving out. What the hell are you talking about? My mom won't let me walk around the house without socks on. She's definitely not going to let us live out here in the woods. No one will find us out here, Patrick. This house, this land, it's ours!! We make the rules, you know? Like men!! So we're just going to move out here and, uh, build a house from scratch? How hard can it be? Hold on... what is this kid doing here? I don't know. I'm afraid to tell him to leave. I don't know what he's capable of. Forget him. Break ground with me, man. Look, I'm sorry, Joe, but I can't do this.
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- He's got the blue one on. - Yeah. Whoa, rope in the attitude, mister. This is your mother you're speaking to. - Come on, buddy. Come on. - Huh? Huh? - My word. -Sorry, Dad. - Who is he doing a show for? Oh, my gosh, I know, it's like he's on camera. Are there girls around? Yeah, there must be. Uh-oh. Girl check. Checking for a girl in a bikini. - Nope. I don't see one. Those hormones are a-ragin'.
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