American Reunion

American Reunion (also known as American Pie 4: Reunion or American Pie: Reunion in certain countries) is a 2012 American ensemble sex comedy film written and directed by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg. It is the fourth installment in the American Pie theatrical series. The film received mixed reviews from critics, and grossed $235 million worldwide.

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I know I do. JDate? You have to be kidding me. If you want quality vag, you have to go out into the wild. "Vag"?

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What is that, a half a vagina?

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You know, in my day we called it a beaver. And let me tell you something, I snagged a pelt or two. I bet you did. Dad? Hey, Jim, your dad is so much cooler than you. Stifler, please stop getting my dad drunk. No, he's just trying to get me some vag. Okay, come on. Yeah! Hey, hey. Let the man make his own decisions. Stop. Come on. Don't listen to him.

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I want you to dust off that old dick of yours, go out there, and get some ass. Oh! Just go out there. I think I Will. Dad, stop, okay? It's exactly what I'm gonna... I'm sorry, but you have had a little too much to drink tonight, and I'm not letting you... No, no. No, son, I haven't hardly had one drink. And you know I love you. I do love you, but you need to chillax.

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"Chillax"? Dad, where are you going? Do you see him? Jim! Jim! Let him go. Let him have some fun.

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And now we can have some fun.

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Come on.

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Excuse me. I'm sorry, excuse me. Is this a washroom?

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It doesn't even occur to you that you're self-centered because you are so self-centered and... You know what? Hold on a second.

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Can I help you?

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Who might you be? I'm Stifler's mom.

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Oh.

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I'm Jim's dad.

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Later, fucker.

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Oh, my God, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

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Dude, you have an amazing body! Everybody, raise the roof for Chris Ostreicher! You have really been bringing it all season long. But now it's time, Chris, to see if America thinks you done brought it.

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You ready? Let's do it. Let's see the results.

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What? Gilbert Gottfried and not you? Fucking bullshit! Chris, I'm so sorry, man. Well, we saw you jam. Now, it's time to scram.

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Do you have any last thoughts for the audience? Okay, guys, we can probably end it there. What? No, are you kidding? I haven't seen this. I think what I've learned is to be true to myself, because that's what dancing is, it's truth. And maybe, if we just danced a little bit more, there would be no more wars.

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No more war! Well, that is a thoughtful take on foreign policy.

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