The Heat

The Heat is a 2013 American buddy cop action comedy film directed by Paul Feig and written by Katie Dippold. It stars Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy with Demián Bichir, Marlon Wayans, Michael Rapaport, and Jane Curtin in supporting roles. The film centers on FBI Special Agent Sarah Ashburn and Boston Detective Shannon Mullins, who must take down a mobster in Boston. The film was released in the United States on June 28, 2013. It received mixed to positive reviews from critics and was a success at the box office, grossing $229 million worldwide against a $43 million budget.

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Are you an insurance salesman? Do you sell those shitty suits? I'm Special Agent Sarah Ashburn. How can I help you? You can get all of that and get the fuck out of here. This is my room Were you about to be questioned by a detective? I am a detective and that's my perp.

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Ah! I understand now.

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Detective, Mr. Rojas will be continuing on with me.

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No. It's a jurisdictional issue. Not gonna happen. Your efforts are duly noted. Oh, great. And if you're okay with everything, could you just... ...close the door on the way out? I'll shut the door on you. Will you lay down and put your head in the door? I'll slam it about 157,000 times. Aw, shit, girl, you better run. Shut your mouth. Run like you on fire. Be quiet. Get up and we'll settle this outside. I won't be going outside. You're gonna get up and come outside. No, ma'am. Fine. We'll do this inside.

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Can somebody remove this person from the interrogation room? Mental illness is nothing to be ashamed of. It runs in many families. I'm gonna hit you. You're not. Please don't. I'm gonna hit you and knock all your little buttons. I'm gonna hit you there, or here... Do not put your finger in... Stop touching my buttons! Stop wearing buttons. Don't move those fucking hands at me. I'll get that stupid barrette! I'll take that barrette right out of your fucking hair! Stop, stop, stop!

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Both of you... my office now.

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Nope. Not in there. There is nothing I can do, Mullins. The FBI has jurisdiction.

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Maybe they're in here.

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Stop. Will you stop? Nope, they're not in there.

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What is she doing?

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She's looking for my balls.

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Hey, if anyone sees the Captain's balls...

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...let me know. They're about this big, but a lot tinier.

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They're like a pea... or like a ball bearing.

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Or if you've ever seen a mouse ball, about half that size.

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Incredibly tiny. They're like really, really tiny... ...little girl balls. If little girls had balls.

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So if you find little, tiny girl balls...

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...that are so fucking tiny and shriveled up...

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...let me know, because I'll put them right back up his scrotum! Knock it off. How about you do something for once? What do you want me to do? Have my back and stop being so goddamn disappointing like everybody else! Well, that was professional. Was that not professional? Here. Let me be professional. Let me help you pick up your bag. That's very mature.

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Let me just straighten that shit up.

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