Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues is a 2013 American comedy film and the sequel to the 2004 film Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. As with the original film, it is directed by Adam McKay, produced by Judd Apatow, written by McKay and Will Ferrell with Ferrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, Christina Applegate and Fred Willard all reprising their roles from the first film. Development for the film began as early as 2008, but Paramount Pictures turned down the proposed sequel. However, in March 2012, Ferrell officially announced the film was in production and filming began in March 2013. Unlike the first film, the film is distributed by Paramount Pictures instead of DreamWorks Pictures. The Legend Continues was released on December 18, 2013. It received generally positive reviews and grossed $173 million worldwide on a $50 million budget.
I think our boss just raped me. What? I don't know what happened. All a bit of a blur. There was hands and hair, and breath, and lips. There might have been other people, I don't know. Sounds like she wants you. Hey, man. Women have been all over me since we got crazy famous. Not to brag or anything, but I just gave Florence Henderson crabs. That is in no way a brag, Brian. That's horrible. Hey, it's just doing something beautiful, that two people do. Except one of them has microscopic dust mites - all over his penis and testicles. - I'm just saying, the mom of The Brady Bunch had a fun time with you, and then woke up the next day and realized she had crabs. I gave her a whole Brady Bunch of crabs. Sounds to me like it's her fault for being a randy gal. I have a date! Brick has a date? Good for Brick! What's a date? A date is simply when two people get together, do something social, have a few drinks, yadda-yadda-yadda... Take their shirts off...
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That one is ultra-ribbed. It's like you're wearing an armadillo shell on your privates. It takes two hours to get on. It's hooded. She'll never see you coming. Oh, oh. Wait, wait, wait. You thinking what I'm thinking? "Lou Dobin's Good Time Weiner Pouch." That's a good one. Dobin. Just a drifter who loves to watch people have sex. They're made of denim, so they look better after each washing. Talk about a great ride. I think I have it.
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"The Rigid Ghost." Mmm. Ah, it's the best damn rubber on the market. Hah, I got four of my seven illegitimate children using this condom. Uh, but, Brian, isn't that the whole point of wearing a condom? To not impregnate the woman? Well, you know the old expression. "Nope."
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And after I received my Masters in Journalism from Columbia, I got a job with the London bureau for ABC News. Wow, London. You're so impressive, and I've... I've only been out of the United States twice. A handful of times in Mexico, and then the second time I left the country, we went to Salem, Oregon. Mr. Burgundy, are you nervous? God, yes. Did I scare you by coming on so strong?
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It was my hand. So... We're going to do this, aren't we? We most definitely are gonna do this. I feel a little awkward, because I'm... I'm about to have sex with a black lady! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. That's not the way I like to handle my business. When I get nervous, I sometimes lose control of the volume of my voice.
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