22 Jump Street
22 Jump Street is a 2014 American buddy cop action comedy film directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, written by Jonah Hill, Michael Bacall, Oren Uziel and Rodney Rothman and produced by and starring Hill and Channing Tatum. Ice Cube, Peter Stormare, Jillian Bell, Amber Stevens, and Wyatt Russell also star. It is the sequel to the 2012 film 21 Jump Street, which is in turn based on the television series of the same name. The plot follows police officers Schmidt and Jenko as they go undercover at a college in order to find the supplier of a new drug. Plans for a Jump Street sequel began the week of the first film's release. Hill and Tatum were quickly confirmed to be reprising their roles, while Miller and Lord announced they'd be returning to direct in July 2013. Filming took place from September to December of that same year in New Orleans, Louisiana, as well as San Juan, Puerto Rico. 22 Jump Street premiered on June 4, 2014 in New York City, and was theatrically released in the United States on June 13 by Columbia Pictures and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM). It received generally positive reviews from critics and grossed $331 million worldwide. A third film, as well as a female-led spin-off and a possible crossover with the Men in Black franchise, were discussed but never came to fruition.
No! No! What? What were you doing? What am I doing? Why'd you try to kiss me? I didn't fucking try and kiss you! Yes, you did. Ooh, you're so weird! You're fucking Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing me. I'm not Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing you. This wasn't a sexy fight. Oh, like you haven't wanted to kiss me the whole time. I never once wanted to kiss you! Never! No! You just did it again! Stop it! Stop! You're making a face that is sexy! I don't even want to kiss you! Then stop trying! You keep trying! I've never tried to kiss you. You gave me kiss me eyes. No, I didn't. The eyes were I just got punched in the face eyes. They weren't kiss me eyes. I don't even like you! Neither do I, so stop kissing me! Okay!
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No! You're leaning in again! I didn't know if we were gonna punch or kiss! You're making this so uncomfortable. This is the most uncomfortable fistfight I've ever been in. I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face. Okay? Okay. And then we're gonna go back to fighting and we'll pretend this never happened, 'cause I feel so awkward.
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Freeze, bitch. Oh, thank God. Look who got off the motherfucking leash. Now who's the damsel in distress? SCHMIDT: Fuck! Well, I guess it's him. I don't have a clean shot, schmidt. Then don't take the shot! Maybe I want to take a dirty shot. Kind of like the dirty shot you took on my daughter. I didn't take a dirty shot on your daughter, okay? We talked a lot, and we care about each other. All the good qualities you have, I can feel inside of Maya. I'm gonna take the shot. Don't take the shot. I can shoot right through your shoulder, hit the bitch right in the chest. Don't take the shot. I'm taking the shot. I'll take the fucking shot. Nobody take the shot before me. MERCEDES: How about we take it at the same time? No one take a shot. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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