22 Jump Street

22 Jump Street is a 2014 American buddy cop action comedy film directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, written by Jonah Hill, Michael Bacall, Oren Uziel and Rodney Rothman and produced by and starring Hill and Channing Tatum. Ice Cube, Peter Stormare, Jillian Bell, Amber Stevens, and Wyatt Russell also star. It is the sequel to the 2012 film 21 Jump Street, which is in turn based on the television series of the same name. The plot follows police officers Schmidt and Jenko as they go undercover at a college in order to find the supplier of a new drug. Plans for a Jump Street sequel began the week of the first film's release. Hill and Tatum were quickly confirmed to be reprising their roles, while Miller and Lord announced they'd be returning to direct in July 2013. Filming took place from September to December of that same year in New Orleans, Louisiana, as well as San Juan, Puerto Rico. 22 Jump Street premiered on June 4, 2014 in New York City, and was theatrically released in the United States on June 13 by Columbia Pictures and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM). It received generally positive reviews from critics and grossed $331 million worldwide. A third film, as well as a female-led spin-off and a possible crossover with the Men in Black franchise, were discussed but never came to fruition.

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Watch the door. Oh, is that all I'm good for? Just watching a fucking door? (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

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Got it.

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Patient exhibits drug-induced paranoia. Believes her life is in danger. Uh, door, door.

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Hey. I wasn't told that I had a 9:00 A.M. session. Yeah, no, we're your 9:00 A.M. that's us. And we're cured. Thank you very much. You're an amazing doctor. Please. You think you're the first partners only to try to run when you're first faced with talking with me? How the fuck did you know we were partners? He doesn't know we're partners. (WHISPERING) I suspect you're partners. A relationship is something that requires constant work. Which is what I thought we learned in high school. So you are high school sweethearts. I picked up on that early. Please, continue the dialogue.

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Doc.

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I just feel like sometimes he's not even trying anymore. Like this isn't even worth saving. JENKO: Oh, okay. Well, sometimes I feel like that we should be more like the yangs. Or maybe I should be more like your beautiful zook. Oh, go fuck yourself! You go fuck yourself. Okay. You're so selfish. All right. That's a lot of fucking. Oh, my God. Sometimes I like to have the participants make physical contact. Why don't you hold hands? Okay. I'm not doing that. Hmm? Do you see? Reach out your hand. I'm... He's literally reaching out for you. He won't hold my hand. JENKO: I'm not doing it. I kind of need you to do it. He won't hold my hand. Oh, you... You got to interlock it, though. If you don't interlock it, it's not hand-holding. Fine. We might as well just be friends and not partners. Nice, right?

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Okay, you see this? This is strong. What I want to be able to have is this. Is this... I want to be able to have that, that same thing, in, like without actually having to do it. Are you embarrassed of your partner? No, not at all. Okay? And why the fuck are you guys ganging up on me? Gang up on him. Okay, seriously. Okay, okay. He's clingy. He literally is terrified of being by himself. Look, I know zook's your buddy and you don't want him to be guilty, but he's our guy. No, he's actually not our guy. I would know. Now, you know, we sometimes cling to things because they're familiar and comfortable. I teach about a principle called embedding. Look at the facts. Matter of fact, I... Zook has the tattoo. He knew Cynthia. I know the first time he met you, you dropped a fucking sandwich on his foot and he smiled at you, but you are completely blind to the fact... What'd you say embedding was? Embedding? Oh, embedding is our tendency to latch on to the first bit of information that we're offered and overlooking, or even ignoring, contradictory information. It's a fascinating principle... Shut up. I'm thinking.

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You think it's possible that we embedded? What, like when we were drunk or something? We embedded each other? Okay. I'm gonna recommend... Okay, you can leave the room. Just get the fuck out.

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Get the fuck out. You heard him. This took a turn. One, two... Okay. Yep. Good session. (DOOR CLOSES) The first time we saw the photo of Cynthia buying whyphy, dickson said, this guy's the dealer. Everything we've done and thought has been based on that fact, but what if dickson was wrong? And we've ignored all the other clues. SCHMIDT: What if Cynthia wasn't the buyer?

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What if Cynthia was the dealer? Captain, we have something really, really important to tell you about. (VELCRO RIPPING)

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Captain? Are you wearing kevlar? Now, gentlemen, we're not gonna sit here and pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room. What the fuck is going on?

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This is what the fuck is going on.

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Oh, shit! Oh, shit! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

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Oh, shit! No! That is not happening right now! No! Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! Every time he say that shit... JENKO: Oh, my fuck! ...that's another foot in your ass. Schmidt, you clearly... Yo, this is the best thing ever! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

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Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! (SINGSONG) Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Shit! Fuck! You fucked captain dickson's daughter?

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Captain, what the... You bragged to him to his face. To his actual face. Captain... Do you understand that this face right here, you bragged to that face? You actually high-fived schmidt for fucking your daughter. Holy shit!

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Oh, my God! This is...

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It's really not that funny.

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SCHMIDT: I just want to say that it was bizarre not to share the fact that your daughter went to mc state. I think it's bizarre that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off. What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time, really, really, really hard? Nah.

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I got something way better than that.

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