This Is the End
This Is the End is a 2013 American apocalyptic comedy horror film written, directed and produced by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg in their directorial debuts. It is a feature-length film adaptation of Rogen and Goldberg's short film Jay and Seth Versus the Apocalypse (2007), which was directed by Jason Stone, who serves as an executive producer on the film. Starring James Franco, Jonah Hill, Rogen, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Michael Cera and Emma Watson, the film centers on fictionalized versions of its cast in the wake of a global biblical apocalypse in Los Angeles. Produced by Mandate Pictures and Rogen and Goldberg's Point Grey Pictures, This Is the End premiered at the Fox Village Theater on June 3, 2013, before being released theatrically in the United States nine days later on June 12 by Sony Pictures Releasing, via its Columbia Pictures label. Upon release, the film became both a critical and commercial success, receiving generally positive reviews from critics and grossing $126 million worldwide on a budget of $32–41.9 million.
Hey, Chris. How's it going? Hey, does this coke smell funny? Ooh! Fuck! Michael, what the fuck, man? That's expensive shit, motherfucker! What are you doing? I've never fucking done cocaine, dude. Why does it fucking... Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time, 'cause that's good fucking... Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm nervous, dude. I don't know what... What is wrong with you, man? Look, he's freaking out. Oh, shit. I've never done this fucking drug before, man. Mike, please. I'll walk you through it. I will walk you through it. Mike, no one... I'll be your guide. You're fine, Chris. You're fine. Is it on... You got some in your mustache, baby. What are you... Michael!
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Now, fellas, I want you to real sexy right now. We're gonna sing to all the ladies. All the fellas go like this, in your Barry White voice. # Take your panties off # Take your panties off # Come on, Rihanna Take your panties off for me # Come on, Craig, can you fuck off for me? # I'll do one of them things.
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Like an angel. What about the host of the party? # I ain't got no panties on # He ain't got no panties, everybody! # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't nobody got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't no party like a no-panty party # 'Cause a no-panty party don't stop # Fuck those panties # Fuck those... # Fuck those panties # Fuck those panties # What's not kid-friendly? There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges. He's gonna bust his head open on one of those things. A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here. That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall. Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day. Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah. Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes? Yeah. There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe.
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You okay, man? It's nothing. It's just, you know, as soon as we got there, you did what you said you wouldn't do. What did I do? You just fucking ditched my ass. I didn't ditch you. Are you kidding me, man? I did not ditch you. I was talking to Jonah, and then you left to go have a cigarette. Well, you know, my cigarette was an excuse. I really went outside 'cause Jonah was being a prick. Jonah was not being a prick. If anything, you were kind of being a prick. Jonah's the nicest guy ever, man. Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness. Nobody's that nice. Jonah is that nice. Serial killers are that nice. Just answer me one question. Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured? Oh, for fuck's sake. I picture it looking like a little donut, like a little pink sprinkled donut.
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Oh, it's so bright in here. It is fucking bright. Oh, I'm so high. There's so many delicious choices. What do I do? I'm gonna get something to drink. Okay. Excuse me, would it be possible for my daughter to use your restroom? She's really got to go. Read the sign. Customers only. Seriously? Why the fuck you think I put up the sign? It's okay, Dad. I can hold it. Let's just buy something for your mother. Yeah, well, I guess you better, huh? This cash register lady is mean. I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me? When I'm stoned, I can't do this. I think I'm just gonna head back to your place. I'm not really liking it very much over there at Franco's. Dude, I want you to get to know these guys. That's never gonna happen if you don't put in any effort whatsoever, okay? I hate it in there. I just want to drink some pop and smoke some weed.
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