This Is the End

This Is the End is a 2013 American apocalyptic comedy horror film written, directed and produced by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg in their directorial debuts. It is a feature-length film adaptation of Rogen and Goldberg's short film Jay and Seth Versus the Apocalypse (2007), which was directed by Jason Stone, who serves as an executive producer on the film. Starring James Franco, Jonah Hill, Rogen, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Michael Cera and Emma Watson, the film centers on fictionalized versions of its cast in the wake of a global biblical apocalypse in Los Angeles. Produced by Mandate Pictures and Rogen and Goldberg's Point Grey Pictures, This Is the End premiered at the Fox Village Theater on June 3, 2013, before being released theatrically in the United States nine days later on June 12 by Sony Pictures Releasing, via its Columbia Pictures label. Upon release, the film became both a critical and commercial success, receiving generally positive reviews from critics and grossing $126 million worldwide on a budget of $32–41.9 million.

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Oh, fuck. Shit, shit, shit. Oh, shit. Hey, hey, hey. My Prius. Yeah! Yeah! Yes!

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What is that?

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No fucking way. We're screwed! We're totally screwed, guys.

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I got this. What? I'll distract the thing. I'll run over there screaming and shit, and that should give you enough time to get to the garage. Well, yeah, but that thing can kill you. Maybe I deserve it. I've been shitty my whole life. Being selfish, only doing shit for me. Maybe it's only right that the last thing I do on this planet isn't for me.

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It's for you guys. Craig, you don't have to do that. Thank you very much, Craig. I appreciate that. You spineless...

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I love you guys. You're my best friends. You're a real mensch, Craig. See you on the other side.

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Hey, hey, asshole! Hey, come on! Pickle dick, demonic-looking motherfucker. Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon! Yeah, bring your ass, bitch! Nobody's scared of you! I'm Craig fucking Robinson! Yeah. What's he gonna do? Craig. I hope you like big dick, motherfucker, 'cause I'm about to fuck you raw! For the last goddamn time!

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Take your panties off!

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Fuck, yeah!

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It worked. What's happening? Craig! Craig!

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Holy shit, do you guys realize what this means? That Craig was an angel this whole time? No, no, it means we can still be saved. No, no.

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I don't fucking get it, why does Craig get saved? I mean... Craig sacrificed himself for us, which means that there's still hope. That means we can be redeemed. Yeah. It means that if we're actually nice to each other, we can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal. All right, I got it, let's just head out to my place in Malibu. Yeah. Just survive long enough until we do enough good things and they accumulate or do enough sacrifices, and we'll all go to Heaven together. That's a great idea, James. Seriously, really, really good idea. Really, you're such a smart guy. Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy.

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You got a great smile. Thanks, man. And an awesome laugh. I've heard it's annoying. How about that Jay back there, man? Dude, Jay, you kidding me? Come on. Oh, come on. One of a kind. Get out of here. You got a cool body. You can walk around with your shirt off anytime. It's not working, this isn't working. What, you thought we would be Raptured already? I thought it would happen already. No, we've just been talking nice. Talking nice doesn't get you into Heaven. Doesn't hurt to smile...

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What the fuck? You guys okay? Oh, shit. Christ.

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- Franco! - Come on!

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Yo, cut his fucking head off! What's going on?

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No! Stop! No!

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Danny? What the fuck? You guys are still alive? Yeah. Holy shit, I didn't expect that. Fuck out here.

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Get... Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. Oh, Jesus. That's fucking crazy, and your timing couldn't be more perfect.

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It's been a long time since any of us have eaten, and you three gentlemen look delicious. What does that have to do with us? The fuck are you talking about? I'm a cannibal, hombre. We're gonna fucking eat your ass. Fuck you, you can't eat us. Fuck that, man. I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want. I butt-fucked this dude.

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