The Change-Up

The Change-Up is a 2011 American fantasy romantic comedy produced and directed by David Dobkin, and written by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore. The film stars Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman as Mitch Planko and Dave Lockwood, two best friends living in Atlanta who “switch bodies” after urinating into the fountain to wish they had each other's lives. The film was released on August 5, 2011, in North America by Universal Pictures. It received negative reviews from critics.

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Thank you so much.

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But a Double Windsor?

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Come on, son. This is not the dog track. No. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely not. Thank you. Hi. Seriously, Dave, this isn't the dog track. Good morning, Sabrina.

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Last week he told me my shoes were dangerously Italian. What?

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My turn with the Amalgamated files? Yeah, I adjusted the WACC to reflect the new monthly projections, and I pre-negotiated articles 23 through 29. Okay. I like the way you had it before, by the way. Yeah. Thank you.

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Good morning, Patricia.

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- Hello. - Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies. Mitch. I'm at work. - Did I get you? - Yeah. You sure did. - You got me on speakerphone? - Yep. Did the secretary hear? Yes, the secretary heard. She heard it all. That's awesome. Not really. How stoned are you right now? I've taken some weed. Have you? Do you know what time it is? It's like 9:00. Holy fuck-knuckles. - Guess what I'm looking at right now. - A bong? No, I found a futon on the street last night. I sort of had to fight a bum for it. He was so thin. And it also came with this vintage Navajo pony blanket... So I think that's pretty much a win for me. Mitch, you know the adults are about to fire up a work day. - I know, I just miss you, dude, that's all. - I miss you, too. We've been super best buddies since third grade. I haven't seen you in forever. I've been swamped. We're sleep-training the twins, and I just haven't had a moment to breathe. I'm sorry, man. I'm just super-excited to see you. We are still on for tonight, right?

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- David? - Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the thingy. Braves-Marlins. Please don't tell me that you forgot. Didn't forget. What time are you going to pick me up? Don't you bail on me, David. I am not going to bail. If you bail on me, I'm going to literally eye-rape you. I got it. I will actually place myself inside your ocular... It's my dad. Mitch Planko, Sr. making a rare appearance. This guy fucking hates me.

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- I'll pick you up at 6:00. - Got it. Kirk out.

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Dad.

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What are you doing here?

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I just came by to tell you how incredibly proud of you I am, son. I'm pretty baked right now, but I think you're being sarcastic. Right? No, dropping out of high school to be an actor was a great decision.

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I saw you in that commercial for meat, incidentally. That was the most brilliant portrayal of baloney I have ever seen.

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Why are you here? Just came by to see if you'd like to have some breakfast. I can't. I got a super-duper important conference call in 10 minutes. - You don't have a job. - You don't have any hair. Right. Well, then I'll just say it here. I'm getting married again, and I'd like you to come to the wedding.

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- When's the wedding? - Next Saturday. My betrothed, Pamela, would like you to be there to say a few words. I'll catch the next one.

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Yeah, right. Okay, well, then I'd better get home and boil my shoes.

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- Great visiting. - You, too.

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Good.

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And the baby-eating monster rises from the deep!

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Hey, Daddy, which one do you like better? The southern monarch or the many-spotted skipperling? I am a many-spotted skipperling man, all the way. The monarch is just a glorified moth, don't you think? Yes. I tend to agree.

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