Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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What do you wanna do now? You don't deserve him, John. You never did. You never did!

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I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

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TED: A-ha! I fucking knew it!

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Come on.

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Listen, Johnny, I wanna tell you how sorry I am. No, forget it, buddy. Look, Teddy, you were upset, and I shouldn't have brushed it off. I'm so sorry. No, listen to me. Just listen to me. You, too, Sam. I acted like an asshole. All right? I was just hurting because I knew I'd lost.

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And that, in the eyes of the world, I'll always be property.

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But you know what? Who gives a shit? Right? It doesn't matter what the world calls me. I know who I am.

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And that's all that's important.

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And I know who my friends are.

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And honest to God, if you two want to be together, nothing would make me happier.

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Aw, buddy, I love you for that. Thanks, Ted. That means a lot.

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And for what it's worth, as far as I'm concerned, you're a person.

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As much as anybody I've ever known. Sam, that means the world coming from someone who went to Arizona State.

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Ted!

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Holy shit! Johnny! Oh, my God. John! Johnny! John! Oh,Jesus! Are you okay? Johnny, you all right? Shit. John, hey. Oh, my God. Jesus, what happened here? The rocket ship just hit him! Jesus Christ, that's the starship Enterprise... Forget it. Somebody call 911! Johnny? John, come on, stay with me, pal. We need an ambulance at 655 West 34th. HOW the hell did it fall? I don't know!

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TED: It was him! The guy dressed like the Ninja Turtle!

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Which one? All right, two can play this Where's Waldo shit, you son of a bitch! Sam, give me your phone.

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That's him.

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Get off me!

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