Tag
Tag is a 2018 American comedy film directed by Jeff Tomsic (in his feature directorial debut) and written by Rob McKittrick and Mark Steilen. The film is based on a true story that was published in The Wall Street Journal about a group of men, played by Ed Helms, Jake Johnson, Hannibal Buress, Jon Hamm, and Jeremy Renner, who had spent one month each year playing the same game of tag since their childhood. Annabelle Wallis, Isla Fisher, Rashida Jones, and Leslie Bibb also star. The film was released June 15, 2018, by Warner Bros. Pictures. It received mixed reviews from critics and has grossed $78 million worldwide, against a production budget of $28 million.
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Someone there's gotta know where he is. - I like this. That's a good idea. - Great! - Up top! Buckle up, gang! - Yes! Giddy up! - You're it, by the way. - What's wrong? - My fucking knee. - What's wrong with your knee? I got hit by a log. You got hit by a log, what? We were chasing him. I got hit by a fucking log. It really hurts. I'm gonna go in. Fuck, I'm pissed off about this, but go. You want me to call the pediatrician? I'm an adult. I don't need a pediatrician. You're not coming? I think I'm gonna slow you down. Why don't you guys go? After the gym, let's meet up. All right, fine. Trust me, I wanna go, but I just-- Y'all need a sub? Huh? I'm in! We're super good, man. Thanks! We're good. Who's banned now, bitch?
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What? I'm just saying, man, you've got that vibe. - Yeah? - Stop it. Hey, Sable, seriously. Chill. - Just stop it. - Stop it. It's too sexual. You're undressing me, literally, right now with your eyes. Dave. 500 bucks, and all we want is to know where Jerry is. Oh! Jerry. Yes, okay, shit. He did mention that some people were gonna swing by looking for him.
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He left a message. Um, oh, yeah. Go fuck yourselves. Okay, look. $1,000. All right? Easy money. Jerry won't even know that you sold him out. I got a better idea. Why don't you go back to the little Best Western that you're staying in and jerk each other off in the nude? Why do you keep taking this conversation into a sexual direction? Listen, Dave. $1,500. Don't be an idiot. Not a chance, you dick-sucking homophobes. - Hey! - What?
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You're not gonna go through with this for some game, so quit jerking me off! Oh, Jesus. No one's jerking you off, kid, 'cause Jerry has pushed us to the fucking edge. If you don't tell us what we need to know, you're going over the edge with us. You ready to die for this shit? I'd rather die than get sucked off by you homophobes. We're not gonna suck you off. We're gonna waterboard you. I'm just taking a principled stand right now. Okay. Well, guess what. Now, this is gonna happen. All right? Are you ready? I hope you can hold your breath, son! Do it! 'Cause this is going right down! - Yeah! - Yeah! You son of a bitch! Here it comes! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! Yeah. You know, we should not. I feel like it would be way too much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Phew. That got out of hand. My heart is beating really fast right now. We were just Kidding. We were just bluffing. - No, we weren't fucking bluffing! - Anna, Anna, Anna! - Oh, my God, no. Just, no. - Sweetheart. It's a war crime, right? It's not really who we are. Yes, sorry. We got a kinky cat over here.
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I will tell you where Jerry's gonna be for $2,000. Cash. American. - Okay, fine. - No problem. Why didn't you say that in the first place? Why did you take us down this whole road? Well, it looked like there was room to negotiate, and I was all prepared to do that. But then we went down the whole torture track, and I just dug my heels in, philosophically. I happen to be an objector. - We are too, obviously. - Not really. It was a bluff. You know what? You should probably not write this down, and if it does come up, just mention that we didn't actually waterboard him. No waterboarding. Just a lot of talk about sucking each other's dicks.
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