The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is a 2022 American action comedy film directed by Tom Gormican, who co-wrote the screenplay with Kevin Etten. It stars Nicolas Cage as a fictionalized version of himself, along with a supporting cast including Pedro Pascal, Sharon Horgan, Ike Barinholtz, Alessandra Mastronardi, Jacob Scipio, Neil Patrick Harris, Tiffany Haddish and Caroline Boulton. The film premiered at South by Southwest on March 12, 2022, and was released in the United States on April 22, 2022, by Lionsgate. It received generally positive reviews from critics, with praise for the performances and chemistry of Cage and Pascal, but performed poorly at the box office, grossing only $29.1 million against its $30 million budget.
Nick. fink. The majorca thing... What? The birthday party? So depressing. I am honestly sorry for even bringing it up. I'll take it. It's gonna be great. It better be because when it's over, I'm done. Like hot dogs on a grill. I'm quitting acting. So, you can call the trades, and tell them I said it was a tremendous...
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Back to our main news story as catalan's presidential candidate. Charles delgado's daughter was kidnapped on Monday. The police have confirmed that they have no information as to her whereabouts. They have asked anyone with any... What do you say we cut the chitchat, a-hole? You almost got me killed twice. Okay.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Wait, wait, wait. It's not baldassari. What the fuck is happening right now? Martin, talk to me. Who's on the plane? I don't know if I'm losing my goddamn mind, but I'm pretty sure that's the actor Nick cage. That motherfucker from moonstruck? Moonstruck? no. From face/off. Wait, wait, wait. Why the fuck is Nick cage on this plane?
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
No. What do you mean, no? No, no, no. What are you doing? Vivian, what are you doing? Thank you. This is our shot. No, get out. Vivian, get the fuck out of there right... Nicolas cage! Oh, my god! You're so fucking awesome! I love you! Oh, thank you. Oh, me and my nephew Raymond just watched croods 2. Dude! Cracked us up. Can I get a selfie? Sure. Oh, shit. Oh, my god. No, I like that movie, too. You did so good in that movie, man. Thank you. My goodness. I made that movie with Emma stone. You did? She's one of my favorites. But you were the best. Well, thank you. We look good. Well, say hi to your nephew for me. Okay. Yeah. Raymond. Okay. Thank you. All right, bye.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Yeah, fink, can you hold on? Excuse me, it's Los Angeles calling. I need to take this. Just two minutes. Of course. Can you hold one second? I'm getting on a boat. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, what do we know about this guy anyway? Is he a Spanish Dr. No? Is he into something strange? Allan did some research. Hold on. Allan, what does this guy do? He owns olive groves apparently. Also, he wrote this screenplay, and he wants Nick to star in it. Throw that in the fucking trash. Nick, you're fine. It's not like he's gonna want you to suck his dick or fuck his wife, or watch you watch him fuck his wife. I wouldn't think so. Relax. Have fun and give me a call when it's done. You can tell me all about it.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent