Big Momma's House

Big Momma's House is a 2000 crime comedy film, directed by Raja Gosnell, and written by Darryl Quarles and Don Rhymer. The film stars Martin Lawrence as an FBI agent who is tasked with tracking down an escaped convict and his loot, by going undercover as the estranged grandmother of his former girlfriend, unaware of the bond he will form with her. The film also stars Nia Long, Paul Giamatti, and Terrence Howard. Big Momma's House received mostly negative reviews from critics, but grossed over $174 million worldwide. Its success led to two sequels: Big Momma's House 2 (2006) and Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011).

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She's pretty smart. Keeps a low profile, works two shit jobs. Now it looks like she's in the wind. So we find her, we find Lester, we find the money. - What about this stepbrother in Oakland? - You and Gallagher take it. - Get some warrants. Set up a surveillance. - Great. Malcolm and I can stay here and hit the phones. No, no, I've got something special planned for you two. Sherry's got a long-lost grandmother in Cartersville, Georgia. And who knows, Malcolm? Maybe you'll find an Armani outlet - by the Piggly Wiggly.

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That's all, people.

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- There's Big Momma. - What a classic scene. Genteel old lady, pruning her roses.

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Lord, I done told Sadie about this dog. Let me catch you here again and I'll barbecue some hot dog!

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- Got it. - You know what, man? Erskine and Stoner probably caught that girl Sherry two days ago. They just wanted us to sit here pickin' ticks off our asses. Nobody's tried to kill you for days. The stress must be overwhelming. I'm just here to catch a bad guy. If it goes down hard, so be it. If we could get in to plant the surveillance equipment, we wouldn't be stuck here. Hey, what do we have here?

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Must be one of those Southern traditions. Exchanging baked goods in the street. Nah, you bring them over. That's how you meet the new neighbors. Oh, man. - Where are you going? - While she's out, I'll set the surveillance. Stall 'em. - Stall them? - Trust me. - Malcolm! - Four and a half minutes.

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- Well, how-dee, ladies. - Hello, neighbor.

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- My name's John. - John what?

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- Patterson! Isn't that a weird coincidence? - Yes, it is. Maybe we're all related.

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I used to be married, but not any more. Oh, Lord. Is she with Jesus? No. Actually, Jesus, I think, is how he pronounces it. He was the gardener. I caught him spreadin' fertilizer in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. 'Scuse me, honey. Here's your corn bread. I got to go. No, you can't! Ladies, it was really a pleasure.

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Wait. You can't leave. Where's this great Southern hospitality I've heard about, Hattie Mae? lf I can call you that. I was hoping we could sit in the front porch and shuck corn, shoot squirrels... Boy, you ain't right. Did somebody hook you up to a jumper cable? When I say I got to go, move - I got to go. Wait!

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I'm not crazy, just a little lonely. We could spend some quality time together.

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Say, you know what I do when I have an upset stomach? I jog. Yes! Come on! It's good when you got the runs. Come on, me and you around the block. Listen, either I can go around you, or I can go through you. Whichever you decide. Fine.

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Shit!

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- You cannot go in there. - You're sayin' I can't go in my own house? No, I'm telling you, you cannot go in there without giving me a big Southern welcome.

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That's it. A little sugar on it. If you want a second helping, let me know. - Cos I got two knees! - No, I'm good. God bless ya. - Cos I got to go. - Yeah. Thanks for the corn bread. Jesus, let me just make it to the bathroom before I lose my bowels all over myself. Jesus.

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Will I make it?

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Those stewed prunes! They just goin' right straight through me.

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I done seen a lot of scary shit in my day, but damn - that was a lotta ass.

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I think I need a splint or somethin'. Just... I'll be all right.

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