Big Momma's House 2

Big Momma's House 2 is a 2006 American crime comedy film, the sequel to 2000's Big Momma's House and the second installment of the Big Momma Trilogy. The film was directed by John Whitesell and stars Martin Lawrence reprising his role as FBI agent Malcolm Turner, along with Nia Long, Zachary Levi, Mark Moses, Emily Procter, Kat Dennings and Chloë Grace Moretz in supporting roles. Unlike the first film, Big Momma's House 2 takes on a family friendly tone compared to the original film's more mature target demographic. The film was released theatrically on January 27, 2006, by 20th Century Fox. Although it received mostly negative reviews from critics, it was a box office success, grossing $141.5 million against a budget of $40 million. A sequel, Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son, was released on February 18, 2011.

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- Yo. - Stewart? Are you kidding? If I were that little nerd, Id kill myself. - That's Stewart. - Are we gonna be gone long? Because if so, I'll need to bring my retainer. Wait a minute. You're Stewart? Duh.

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- Uh, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. - Yeah, right. The mistake was thinking that two morons like you can do the job in the first place. I'll be waiting in the car. And if you get lost on the way... its the big metal thing with four wheels.

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Did you bring the car seat? Uh, so, Malcolm, with this earpiece... we will hear everything that you hear. So you just get Fuller to talk, well feed everything into the computer... and then hopefully well come up with the password. Most people are idiots and choose sappy passwords. You know, family crap - hometowns, college stories, old girlfriends, old guy stuff.

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Eh. I'll never get them to open up in the house. Too many distractions. Okay. Okay. Well, then, you get em out of the house. You get them off their game... and then you take them to a place where Big Momma would be in control.

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Hi. B-2. B-2. Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!

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Carrie, baby. No, you don't yell out 'bingo' if you don't have it. Bingo people get a little testy. She's just a child, and it won't happen again.

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Damn right it wont happen again!

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Come on, baby.

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- Get it. - What do you mean, get it?

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She needs a flea rinse. Turbo dry. Oh, and can you shave her pads for me?

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Were supposed to be dog groomers, you idiot. Yes. Yes. She's in excellent hands, sir. You have a great day. Bye-bye now. Um... okay, okay.

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You've gotta be kidding me.

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Come here. Okay, clip the nails. Flush the ears. Bye- bye.

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B-14. B-1-4. - Ooh. Ask him where he was born, Malcolm. Oh, so, Mr. Fuller, where did you say you were from? - Shhh! - G-55. - Long Island. - Long Island, New York. Birthplace of Mariah Carey. Long Island. Try Long Island. Nothing. Oh! Oh, Malcolm, he went to Princeton. Get him to talk about that. So I hear you was a Princeton Tiger. What activities were you in? - Shhh! Do you mind? - B-9. All these people up in here screamin', and you're gonna shush me? I should stomp a mud hole in your little bald head. 'Hattie Mae Pierce! But you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma. ' - N-42. - Big Momma, do you even know this lady? - No. - Oh, you know me, Hattie Mae. - You know me. - Uh-oh. She knows you. I mean, she knows Big Momma. Uh, sure. As in, uh, old friend? A uncle? Aunt? I swore on the lives of my grandbabies... that if I ever saw you again, I would beat you like a drum. - N - 40. - How does she know Big Momma? - Malcolm, do not let her blow your cover. Do you hear me? I repeat - Do not let her blow your cover. Now, do you want that beatin' here or out in the street? It don't make me no never mind. Come on. Maybe you should go have a few more drinks. You got somethin that belongs to me, Hattie Mae, and I want it back. - What does she want back? - I have no idea. You stole my man.

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- Your man? - That's right. My man. - She stole her man. - Big Momma stole your man? Is that true, Big Momma? Uh, maybe. Um, but I know I gave him back. I clare, I never knew what Ben Rawley saw in you anyway. You cant help it if you're ugly... but that don't mean you gotta go out. And besides, you look like you packed on a few pounds over the years. - You watch your mouth when you talkin to me! - Ladies, ladies. - You don't know me! - Please! Would you take your seat over there, please? Malcolm, Malcolm, listen to me. You are not Big Momma, okay? You are a highly trained field operative, and you do not throw down with a 65- year-old woman! - That would be cool to watch. - You know what? My momma raised a lady. Oh, no, she didn't. She raised a heifer! - Now, wa- - Oh! - Damn! - Ow! - Oh! - Oh!

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Oh, no. I'm goin' down.

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- Oh, shit. - Oh, man.

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- Big Momma. Big Momma. Ohhh, he said 'Big Momma. ' His first words, and he said 'Big Momma. ' Hey, the kid talked! Excellent! - I am so proud of you. - Stake out. - What did you say? - Stake out. - What? - Investigate. - This is really not good. - Turner. Oh, my God. This is not good. - F.B.- - Oh! We don't want him to use up all his words on the first day. Wait, Big Momma. I wanna hear what he has to say. What did you say?

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- Bingo! Bingo! Yes! Yes! Were back in. Were back in. - Oh. - Wow. Great. - Uh - Yeah?

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Yeah, I'll be right down. What? Tom, no. Your son just spoke his first words. - Tell your boss you cant come in. - I don't have a choice. Well, fine. Were gonna stay here and keep playing though. - Suit yourself. - Malcolm, we still don't have the password. You've gotta get it, and you gotta get it now. Mr. Fuller, wait. Can you carry me to prayer meetin'? It's at that church right by your office. Church by my office? Are you sure? I think I know my own church! No, no, no. Hey, we gotta follow in the van. - What are we gonna do about all these dogs? - Well bring 'em back in an hour. Just tie em down or something, and let's go. - Oh, God. - Oh! Ew! Who was that? Was that? Mona? Mona, was that you?

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